2010 Kerth Awards Ceremony

View the side by side logs of past ceremonies!
Please be patient while they load.

2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006

Stay tuned for the 2010 awards to be held on
Saturday, April 17th at time to be determined

Be sure to join us! We'll be on an Undernet server on:

#kerthawards (the moderated ceremony channel)

and also in #kerthchat (for everyone to chat with each other while watching the ceremony)

Also, don't forget to download the wavs that will be used during the ceremony!

Listening to the sounds is half the fun!! Download them here:

http://www.lcficmbs.com/kerthawards/sounds.html

Remember: #kerthawards will be a moderated channel, so only the emcees, the presenters, etc. will be able to talk in that channel. But definitely join everyone in the crowd channel, #kerthchat, where everyone will be talking excitedly before, during, and after the ceremony! But hold onto your hats! The scroll can be fierce. :)

We look forward to seeing you there! But if you can't come, a log of the ceremony AND of #kerthchat will be posted here, and probably on the fanfic Archive, so you can read everything that happened. :)

Side-by-Side Transcription

Some greetings and techie stuff removed

Original transcript can be found at http://veraliya.com/kerths/2010sidebyside.html

#KerthAwards
#KerthChat
the "onstage" portion of our show the "kicking back with friends and throwing popcorn at the stage" part of the evening
*** Topic for #kerthawards: Welcome to #KerthAwards! The awards will start at 6pm EDT. Be sure to join #KerthChat!
6:01:05 PM: KarenT: The 2010 Kerth Awards will be starting shortly, folcs, so sit tight! Make sure you've joined #KerthChat for all of your chatting needs!
*** Topic for #kerthchat: Welcome to #KerthChat! The awards will start at 6pm EDT. Be sure to join #KerthAwards!
5:50:09 PM: LCArtemis: OH Hoo, had technical trouble
5:50:15 PM: LCArtemis: I'm baaaack
5:50:16 PM: Peggy: Hi Lynn, Artemis.
5:50:22 PM: LCArtemis: Hi Peggy
5:50:22 PM: LynnSM: Hi Peggy
5:50:27 PM: LCArtemis waves to all on board
5:50:40 PM: KarenT: I can't remember how many people we had last year
5:52:21 PM: BJ_: brb
5:52:54 PM: folc21: hi cookiesmom
5:52:59 PM: LynnSM: Hi Cookiesmom!
5:52:59 PM: LaraMoon: hey guys, don't forget to join the #KerthAwards channel. :) I see there's more of us here than there are there. ;)
5:53:14 PM: LCArtemis: Hi cookiesmom
5:53:16 PM: bobbart: Hi cookiesmom.
5:53:22 PM: LCArtemis: Hi bob
5:53:22 PM: KarenT: hi, cookiesmom
5:53:29 PM: amberlea: hi cookiesmom
5:53:33 PM: ChiefPam: hiya, cookie <g>
5:53:43 PM: cookiesmom: hi
5:53:43 PM: alishak: hey cookiesmom
5:53:52 PM: bobbart: Hi Artemis
5:54:07 PM: Peggy: Hi cookiesmom.
5:54:13 PM: folc21: six more minutes to go
5:54:42 PM: bobbart: Hey Iolanthe
5:54:51 PM: Corrina: Iolanthe!
5:54:51 PM: KathyB91: hi all :)
5:54:51 PM: cookiesmom: hi iolanthe
5:54:55 PM: IolantheAlia: Hi to you all!
5:55:00 PM: amberlea: hi Kathy!
5:55:01 PM: amberlea: hi Iolanthe
5:55:01 PM: LCArtemis: Hi Iolanthe
5:55:04 PM: Corrina: hey Kathy
5:55:10 PM: folc21: hi lolanthe and kathy
5:55:14 PM: alishak: Hi Iolanthe and Kathy
5:55:33 PM: cookiesmom: hi kathy
5:55:36 PM: LynnSM: Newbie question here...What does "CTCP SOUND request" mean?
5:55:39 PM: KarenT: hi!
5:55:52 PM: KarenT: Lynn, it means a sound is playing. you can get the sounds from http://www.kerthawards.com/sounds.html
5:55:54 PM: KathyB91: it means someone is trying to play a sound and you don't have it
5:56:03 PM: bobbart: How do we know if sound is working?
5:56:20 PM: KarenT: it will play. that's why I'm playign them now, so if you want sounds, you can get it working
5:56:28 PM: KarenT: but, um, if you're using mIRC, i'm no help. sorry
5:56:36 PM: KarenT: maybe
5:56:42 PM: LynnSM: Thanks. Once I download the sounds, do I have to put them anywhere special?
5:57:09 PM: KathyB91: it's been awhile for me, but I believe you have to put the sounds in a certain folder in your chat program folder, then tell the program where the sounds are located
5:57:26 PM: KathyB91: at least, that's how it is for Ircle, which is what I use. I think mIRC is similar, though.
5:57:55 PM: LynnSM: Thanks. I'll give it a try.
5:58:00 PM: KarenT: in the preferences, click on Sounds to enable sounds. Under Sounds, click on Requests, and select the folder where the sounds are located
5:58:15 PM: Peggy: Hi Iolanthe and Kathy.
5:58:23 PM: KarenT hopes that's right. have mIRC 6.35 installed on the winders puter
5:58:43 PM: folc21: wow. I've never seen so many folcs all at once *gg*
5:58:48 PM: IolantheAlia: Where are the "preferences"?
5:58:53 PM: KathyB91: 22? Aw, this is nothing. <g>
5:58:56 PM: KarenT: Tools - Options
5:59:21 PM: KarenT: Oh, make sure "Accept Sound Requests" is checked under Sound - Requests
5:59:25 PM: KathyB91: it's nice so many people could come on just a week's notice, though :)
5:59:42 PM: LynnSM: Thanks. I think I'm on my own, though, since I am using Trillian instead of mIRC.
6:00:04 PM: sister_suze: It's selfish, but I'm kinda glad they got bumped. Now I can (sorta) be here. :)
6:00:11 PM: KarenT grins
6:00:16 PM: KarenT: I just have to hope Kelen stays asleep
6:00:28 PM: KarenT: at least until hubby comes home
6:00:44 PM: sister_suze: I'm going to be in and out for the first half hour or so, though. I've been painting today and I still have one coat left to go.
6:00:49 PM: KathyB91: I"m trying to figure out who is in awards without being here ...
6:00:51 PM: sister_suze: hi Nancy
6:01:07 PM: amberlea: hi Nancy
6:01:12 PM: Classicalla: Hey, all! My cat turned my power strip off!!!
6:01:22 PM: sister_suze: bad kitty!
6:01:25 PM: KathyB91: CatGrant! That's who's in the other channel but not here
6:01:27 PM: IolantheAlia: Hi everyone
6:01:38 PM: KarenT: doht!
6:01:40 PM: BJ_: LOL!
6:01:57 PM: IolantheAlia: I'm still trying to figure out the sounds - I clicked on "Accept Sound Requests" on mIRC but it doesn't seem to be working!
6:02:17 PM: KarenT: did you download the sounds, and tell the program where they're located?
6:02:42 PM: folc21: hi ccmx
6:02:54 PM: bobbart: My sounds aren't working either. I have Windows 7, could that be a problem?
6:02:54 PM: ccmx: hi folc21:)
6:03:07 PM: IolantheAlia: How do I do that? (sorry)
6:03:09 PM: KarenT: um, not sure. I'm running XP
6:03:20 PM: KarenT: you can get the sounds at http://www.kerthawards.com/sounds.html
6:03:21 PM: Classicalla: I can hear sounds but have never been able to get them to work.
6:03:26 PM: folc21: My sounds don't work either unfortunately :( But that's just my irc. It hates me ;)
6:03:29 PM: LCArtemis: Sounds go in a certain folder, but I can't remember which one
6:03:45 PM: folc21: I think the link from the kerth-page doesn't work anymore. (At least it didn't when I tried)
6:04:26 PM: Classicalla: Hey, everybody!!!! Are we ready to have some fun?
6:06:45 PM: Classicalla: Welcome to the 2010 Kerth Awards where FoLC's get to honor the writers of this fabulous fandom. I'd like to assure all of you that I am not pregnant so no worries about labor pains. =) And so my dress is black and long and slinky with a slit all the way up by shapely leg.
6:07:20 PM: Classicalla: Give me a minute...
6:07:34 PM: Classicalla: Okay, okay, so a girl can dream. Right?
6:07:34 PM: Classicalla: These stories make us remember our favorite show fondly. They make us laugh. They make us cry. They can even make us angry.
6:07:47 PM: Classicalla: So on with the show. Congratulations to all the nominees. And Good Luck to all!
6:07:47 PM: Classicalla: First up, we have Cat Grant presenting the best super short.
6:04:00 PM: KarenT: it did a few minutes ago
6:04:03 PM: alishak: the link worked for me just now
6:04:04 PM: sister_suze: My sounds have never worked either, but I pretend I'm hearing-impaired and they're really playing.
6:04:19 PM: KarenT: Artemis, the folder is in the options
6:04:26 PM: folc21: haha, good plan. Might work for me too. ;)
6:04:28 PM: KarenT: you can put the sounds in the folder already selected, or point it to a new folder
6:04:39 PM: alishak: but I didn't hear anything
6:04:50 PM: BJ_: I'm ready!
6:04:55 PM: KathyB91: in the Ircle program, you go to the CTCP menu in Preferences, and tell it where your sound files are located.
6:05:10 PM: ChiefPam: I've fed the fam, and my husband has warned the kids not to bug me, so I'm ready :)
6:05:22 PM: KarenT: yay
6:05:23 PM: folc21: I'm ready too! Let's get this started :)))
6:05:34 PM: LynnSM: I've decided just to listen to all of the sounds now and then mentally pick the appropriate one whenever we are supposed to hear a sound...
6:05:39 PM: KathyB91: 6:05, pretty close to ontime :)
6:05:45 PM: IolantheAlia: I clicked on the link, (www.kerthawards one given above) then at the bottom of that screen I clicked on "All in one zipped file" - that came up
6:05:48 PM: BJ_: It's amazing how many times I heard, "Mom, I can't find x. Can you help me find it?" in the last 5 minutes
6:05:51 PM: ccmx: ready too :)
6:06:04 PM: Replied (channel) CTCP PING from KathyB91
6:06:12 PM: KarenT: lol
6:06:17 PM: KathyB91: and not too much of a lag :)
6:06:17 PM: UltraW: Did you unzip the file?
6:06:24 PM: ChiefPam: yes, Kathy, we're here :)
6:06:59 PM: ChiefPam: lol and oooh
6:07:03 PM: KarenT snickers
6:07:07 PM: KathyB91: sure, you say that until the last few people start pinging back at 49 secs ;)
6:07:12 PM: BJ_: oh la la!
6:07:13 PM: LaraMoon: lol!
6:07:17 PM: IolantheAlia: Yes I unzipped to default folder
6:07:18 PM: folc21: *gg*
6:07:24 PM: ChiefPam is not pregnant either, for the record
6:07:30 PM: KathyB91: me neither!
6:07:34 PM: KarenT: Neither am I. Anymore!
6:07:35 PM: LCArtemis either
6:07:35 PM: KathyB91: it's a banner Kerth year. <g>
6:07:39 PM: IolantheAlia: Black dresses are always in style
6:07:55 PM: folc21: yay here we go!
6:07:57 PM: KarenT: no one was pregnant last year. I just got pregnant right after the Kerths
6:08:09 PM: CatGrant saunters onto the stage, wearing very revealing clothes and a predatory smile.
6:08:18 PM: CatGrant: Well, well...hello there! Don't you all look stunning this evening!
6:09:32 PM: CatGrant: Oh, and especially you, right over there, tall, dark and sexy in Armani. Right there, behind the mousy brunette... Yes, that's it... you!
6:09:32 PM: CatGrant: I wouldn't mind bumping into you later tonight, if you see what I mean.
6:09:50 PM: CatGrant winks
6:09:58 PM: CatGrant: All right, well, I think it's very obvious why they've asked *me* to present the award for Best Super Short, isn't it?
6:10:07 PM: CatGrant smoothes invisible wrinkles from the hem of her extremely short skirt.
6:10:19 PM: CatGrant: And while I'd love to stay here with you all evening, let's keep this... super short.
6:10:30 PM: CatGrant: The nominees for Best Super Short, besides my dress that is, are:
6:10:38 PM: CatGrant: 100 Meters, by Bob Bartholomew
6:10:45 PM: CatGrant: 419, by Marcus Rowland
6:10:51 PM: CatGrant: Coin Toss, by Lieta
6:10:57 PM: CatGrant: Cold & Blood, by Kathy Brown
6:11:02 PM: CatGrant: Frozen Emotions, by Beth Summerson
6:11:08 PM: CatGrant: I'll Be Around, by HappyGirl
6:11:14 PM: CatGrant: The Freebie, by HappyGirl
6:11:25 PM: CatGrant: And the winner is...
6:12:07 PM: Classicalla: Yes, Cat? The winner is...
6:13:24 PM: LaraMoon: I think Cat went napping...
6:13:43 PM: LaraMoon grabs the enveloppe
6:14:01 PM: LaraMoon: The winner is I'll Be Around, by HappyGirl :)
6:08:04 PM: KathyB91: Yay, Cat!
6:08:11 PM: Classicalla: God forbid I get pregnant.
6:08:15 PM: KathyB91: ouch - PING delay for Meadowlark: 2 minutes and 1 second
6:08:24 PM: ccmx: anyone get pregnat during the Kerths???
6:08:24 PM: KarenT wears her classic Mommy gear. jeans and a shirt that says "Peace, Love, Baby"
6:08:25 PM: LCArtemis: oooooh Catr
6:08:39 PM: LCArtemis: appplause
6:08:41 PM: ChiefPam: not as good as you, Cat!
6:08:41 PM: sister_suze: That's not true - I know there were FoLC's who were preggers. Seems like Jenn was just about due. And Stephanie.
6:08:55 PM: KathyB91: Getting pregnant DURING the Kerths ... now that would be ... way too much information <vbg>
6:08:58 PM: KarenT: true. I was thinking more of KComm
6:09:00 PM: BJ_: LOL
6:09:02 PM: ChiefPam: rofl
6:09:04 PM: KarenT: lol
6:09:08 PM: folc21: lol
6:09:17 PM: LaraMoon: Cat seems to be lagging.... *cough*
6:09:21 PM: BJ_: and impressive
6:09:25 PM: sister_suze whistles at Cat
6:09:30 PM: LCArtemis: she's sauntering
6:09:30 PM: KarenT: She's just taking a.... pregnant pause
6:09:33 PM: KathyB91: Now the nKerths ... ;)
6:09:43 PM: KathyB91: heh, in honor of the Kerths, Karen
6:09:47 PM: KarenT grins
6:09:49 PM: LCArtemis: rrrrrrrrgrrrr
6:09:57 PM: BJ_: ba dum dum. Crash!
6:10:06 PM: LCArtemis: snort
6:10:08 PM: LynnSM: If she doesn't, then she'll be "bumped"? ;)
6:10:09 PM: folc21: lol
6:10:17 PM: KarenT: lol
6:10:21 PM: KathyB91: heh
6:10:37 PM: ChiefPam: stop upstaging the presenter <g>
6:10:39 PM: sister_suze: keep it super short - words you don't often find yourself saying
6:10:39 PM: folc21: hahaha
6:10:40 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
6:10:44 PM: KarenT: sorry!
6:10:44 PM: KathyB91: SuperShort .. not a category anyone would want for the nKerths .. (ba dum ,ching!)
6:10:55 PM: alishak: lol
6:11:00 PM: BJ_: Is that a challenge?
6:11:06 PM: DarthMike: ah a challange
6:11:26 PM: folc21: another cold & blood (Must've read hundreds by now)
6:11:31 PM: sister_suze: Michael - I'm pretty sure you have more than enough plot bunnies going as is
6:11:38 PM: KathyB91: "OK, Clark, we're in the supply room ... now let's make this super short-- I mean quick! Quick! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say short"
6:11:40 PM: DarthMike: yeah, I know
6:11:40 PM: LCArtemis: drumroll
6:11:45 PM: BJ_: lol
6:11:46 PM: sister_suze: lol
6:11:54 PM: DarthMike: and it was more of a generic concept than a formed bunny
6:11:55 PM: BJ_: oh, the suspense
6:12:18 PM: LaraMoon: Cat is lagging. lol
6:12:22 PM: sister_suze: oh dear
6:12:23 PM: KarenT: lol. oops
6:12:26 PM: LCArtemis: the suspense is NOT short
6:12:35 PM: LCArtemis: Hi Nan
6:12:36 PM: KathyB91: we waited all week, we can be patient for a lag
6:12:37 PM: folc21: giving us more time to adore her dress :)
6:12:38 PM: ChiefPam: hey Nan
6:12:38 PM: sister_suze: takes longer to announce than to read the story
6:12:39 PM: KathyB91: hi Nan :)
6:12:40 PM: KarenT: hi, Nan
6:12:48 PM: ccmx: hi Nan:)
6:12:52 PM: IolantheAlia: Hi Nan!
6:12:59 PM: folc21: another hi nan
6:13:04 PM: BJ_: it doesn't take long to admire her dress
6:13:06 PM: LynnSM: Hi Nan
6:13:08 PM: sister_suze: lol
6:13:17 PM: Classicalla: Hey, everybody. I think Cat got sidetracked by Dean.
6:13:21 PM: BJ_: lol
6:13:21 PM: KarenT: hehe
6:13:22 PM: LCArtemis: shimmmy shimmmy shimmy
6:13:23 PM: LynnSM: Maybe Cat was bumped...right out of the chatroom?
6:13:24 PM: sister_suze: seriously, Brenda, still laughing
6:13:39 PM: Peggy: Hi Nan.
6:13:44 PM: Corrina: maybe she's gone with the guy in Amarni!
6:13:56 PM: folc21: let the cat out of the bag!
6:13:57 PM: ccmx: Batman!!!
6:13:59 PM: LCArtemis: yeah
6:14:03 PM: BJ_: definitely gone with tall, dark and handsome behind the mousy brunette
6:14:04 PM: KathyB91: she's way lagged poor thing
6:14:23 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Happy Girl!!!!
6:14:40 PM: Classicalla: Is she here? Or shall Cat accept for her?
6:15:20 PM: Classicalla: Okay, I'll say that Happy Girl is very, very happy to have won!!!
6:15:31 PM: Classicalla: Next up we have BJ presenting the Best Short Story.
6:15:53 PM: *** CatGrant has been kicked off channel #kerthawards by LaraMoon (CatGrant)
6:14:07 PM: LynnSM: Congratulations, HappyGirl!
6:14:09 PM: LCArtemis: Armani Batman!
6:14:11 PM: KathyB91: Congrats!!!!!!
6:14:12 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, Happy Girl!!!!!
6:14:13 PM: sister_suze: woot! congrats to HappyGirl!
6:14:13 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Super Short: I'll Be Around by HappyGirl!
6:14:14 PM: BJ_: Congrats!
6:14:14 PM: KathyB91: Yay!
6:14:16 PM: ChiefPam: I love that story
6:14:17 PM: folc21: Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:14:18 PM: ccmx: congrats, Happygirl!
6:14:19 PM: KarenT: congrats, HappyGirl!
6:14:22 PM: alishak: well done happygirl
6:14:23 PM: cookiesmom: Yay!
6:14:24 PM: LCArtemis: HG - congrats
6:14:26 PM: UltraW: Congratulations, HappyGirl! /me applauses
6:14:28 PM: Corrina: wooo! HappyGirl
6:14:31 PM: LCArtemis: I'll be Around
6:14:31 PM: folc21: It's a great story. Definitely deserves the award!
6:14:31 PM: bobbart: Congrats, HappyGirl!
6:14:35 PM: UltraW applauses
6:14:39 PM: DarthMike: congrats, Michelle!
6:15:07 PM: LynnSM: DS needs me. Back in a few.
6:15:07 PM: LCArtemis: Haven't seen HG
6:15:29 PM: sister_suze: welcome back Iolanthe
6:15:30 PM: BJ_: I think she mentioned on the mbs that she wouldn't be here
6:15:39 PM: KathyB91: Yay, Brenda!!! You go, girl! :D
6:15:42 PM: Iolanthe: Sorry - cat on keyboard!
6:15:47 PM: LCArtemis: The Best Shorts!
6:15:49 PM: BJ_: as soon as I have a voice, sure
6:15:50 PM: LCArtemis: er -s
6:16:01 PM: BJ_: Oh, sorry about that
6:16:07 PM: BJ_: Uh, um.
6:16:17 PM: Classicalla: Cat needs a good kick. Anybody with a body like that...
6:16:18 PM: BJ_: Moving right along
6:16:22 PM: BJ_: This next category is one of my favorites.
6:16:42 PM: BJ_: Partly, it's because I can usually read these short stories in one sitting
6:16:54 PM: BJ_: Which means I won't make myself late for work or stay up until the wee hours of the night to read it.
6:17:58 PM: BJ_: Mostly, though, I love short stories because they are usually posted on the mbs as a one shot and that means I don't have to wait.
6:18:01 PM: BJ_: <g>
6:18:10 PM: BJ_: Patience is not one of my strong points.
6:18:19 PM: BJ_: Short stories are also a veritable smorgasbord of delightful story types - just long enough to warm the heart with WaFFy goodness, or twist the gut with agonizing angst.
6:18:29 PM: BJ_: Short stories are written for a variety of reasons, too.
6:18:40 PM: BJ_: Maybe the author wants to explore the thoughts of a character during a particularly poignant moment, or extend an episode beyond the rolling credits.
6:18:50 PM: BJ_: Authors may also write short stories in response to a challenge or the ever-popular ficathons.
6:18:57 PM: BJ_: Whatever the motivation, we as readers reap the benefits when we sit down at our computers with a cup of tea (or coffee or chocolate) in hand and loose ourselves for a brief time in the wonderful world of Lois and Clark.
6:19:13 PM: BJ_: This year's nominees are ...
6:19:21 PM: BJ_: A Hero's Heart by Tank Wilson
6:19:29 PM: BJ_: Don't Fall by Anonpip
6:19:38 PM: BJ_: One Defective Bulb by Sue S
6:19:54 PM: BJ_: Seeing Clearly by Bren Ren
6:20:01 PM: BJ_: The Buddy System by Sue S
6:20:13 PM: BJ_: The Cat and the Trap by Tank Wilson
6:20:29 PM: BJ_: and Valentine's Cards by Bob Bartholomew
6:20:36 PM: BJ_: and the winner is...
6:21:19 PM: BJ_ fumbles with the envelope
6:21:28 PM: BJ_: The Buddy System by Sue S
6:21:38 PM: BJ_: Congratulations Sue!
6:15:56 PM: folc21: Oh yes, best shorths sounds great!
6:15:58 PM: Classicalla: Just hope your cat doesn't turn your power strip off.
6:15:59 PM: KathyB91: you have it now ...
6:15:59 PM: ChiefPam: yay, Brenda :)
6:16:25 PM: ChiefPam: lol
6:16:50 PM: hachiban: Hi everyone.
6:16:50 PM: hachiban: I'm still getting my split screen set up.
6:17:00 PM: Classicalla: Hey, Nan!
6:17:14 PM: folc21: I know what you mean BJ
6:17:35 PM: LynnSM: I'm back.
6:17:42 PM: sister_suze: hi Lynn!
6:17:44 PM: folc21: welcome back lynn
6:17:47 PM: LynnSM: "Best shorts"? Wouldn't that aware go to Superman? ;)
6:17:51 PM: sister_suze: heh
6:17:53 PM: hachiban: There, I think I finally got it right.
6:18:19 PM: KathyB91: That's for sure! Those multi parts are great, but the waiting is killer ;)
6:18:51 PM: DarthMike: especially for those who are supposed to write the next part
6:19:02 PM: KarenT: and so much easier to read on my blackberry
6:19:08 PM: KathyB91: LOL Karen
6:19:22 PM: Classicalla: I love shorts, too!
6:19:25 PM: bobbart: Hi Rona
6:19:28 PM: KathyB91: hi rona
6:19:29 PM: folc21: hi RonaV
6:19:31 PM: RonaV: Hello
6:19:33 PM: ccmx: nice intro for the category :)
6:19:43 PM: KarenT: hi, Rona
6:19:49 PM: ccmx: hi Rona
6:19:52 PM: LCArtemis: Hi Rona
6:20:01 PM: sister_suze: you're still here, Iolanthe, right? That was the first alias going bye-bye?
6:20:02 PM: folc21: There's some great stories this year :)
6:20:08 PM: ChiefPam: Go Tank, Anonpip, Sue, Bren & Bob!!!
6:20:43 PM: Iolanthe: Hopefully I'm still here - don't want to miss the winners!
6:20:50 PM: folc21: omg...
6:21:01 PM: folc21: excitement, excitement!
6:21:03 PM: KarenT: hehe
6:21:07 PM: KathyB91: drumroll ...
6:21:11 PM: ChiefPam: the suspense...
6:21:14 PM: Classicalla: You'd better stay around Iolanthe! You're a presenter!
6:21:27 PM: Iolanthe: Yes!
6:21:28 PM: ChiefPam: arggh
6:21:55 PM: sister_suze: OMG! OMG! OMG!
6:21:55 PM: Classicalla: Applause for Sue!!!
6:22:23 PM: sister_suze: Thank you so much you guys! I'm doing a dorky dance and I screamed and scared my cat (thankfully not into unplugging anything)
6:22:57 PM: sister_suze: Thanks especially to Lara who helped on beta. <sniffle> Love you, girl!
6:23:16 PM: sister_suze blows kisses and exits the wrong way
6:23:31 PM: Classicalla: Hey! You just ran into the emcee!
6:23:46 PM: Classicalla: The next category is for Best Mid-Length Story
6:23:49 PM: KarenT assists Sue off stage
6:21:31 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Short: The Buddy System by Sue S!
6:21:34 PM: LCArtemis: yayayayayayaay
6:21:35 PM: ChiefPam: no envelope fumbles! <g>
6:21:36 PM: LynnSM: Way to go, Sue!
6:21:37 PM: sister_suze: Squeeeee!
6:21:37 PM: LCArtemis: Go Sue
6:21:40 PM: KathyB91: Congrats, Sue!
6:21:40 PM: Iolanthe: YAY!
6:21:41 PM: ChiefPam: Woo, yay Sue!!
6:21:43 PM: DarthMike: congrats, Sue!
6:21:43 PM: KarenT: congrats Sue!
6:21:48 PM: Corrina: Congrats Sue!
6:21:48 PM: LCArtemis: Congrats Sue
6:21:52 PM: folc21: YAY Sue! Congratulations!!! :)))
6:21:56 PM: alishak: congrats sue
6:22:02 PM: Iolanthe: I loved that story!
6:22:04 PM: BJ_: Love that story
6:22:06 PM: LCArtemis: Applause
6:22:14 PM: cookiesmom: Yay!
6:22:15 PM: folc21: another deserved winner
6:22:17 PM: ChiefPam: Get used to being on stage, Sue, I think you'll be up there again....
6:22:20 PM: LynnSM: I must say that I had a very difficult time voting. I really liked every single nominated story I read!
6:22:21 PM: Classicalla: Sue is such a lovely diva!
6:22:24 PM: BJ_ whistles
6:22:25 PM: LCArtemis: aka Underthedesk with Lois and Clark
6:22:30 PM: BJ_: lol
6:22:31 PM: ChiefPam: lol
6:22:39 PM: Classicalla: No more unplugging please!
6:22:39 PM: folc21: lol
6:22:39 PM: alishak: lol
6:22:41 PM: KarenT: lol
6:22:52 PM: folc21: would be a bad time to get unplugged now
6:23:14 PM: LaraMoon: awww!
6:23:14 PM: Iolanthe: Wish I could see the dorky dance!
6:23:25 PM: LCArtemis: lol
6:23:33 PM: folc21: yeah me too
6:23:33 PM: LynnSM: I agree with Pam. I imagine Sue will be at the microphone again tonight.
6:24:19 PM: Classicalla: But, hey, it showed off my new hair cut I'm sporting just for the Kerths!
6:24:30 PM: Classicalla: Hey, Tank. Are you available?
6:24:51 PM: Classicalla: So, anyway... A Best Mid-Length Story is from 51 - 200 K and can be of any subject or tone. The 2010 nominees, in no particular order are:
6:25:04 PM: Classicalla: Single Petal of a Rose by Raconteur. A determined assassin has it in for Lois Lane, but it's her relationship with Clark that is threatening her peace of mind. The music of Duke Ellington inspired this story.
6:25:51 PM: Classicalla: Family Man by Stopquitdont which I had the honor GE'ing. With the help of a Christmas visitor, a very different Clark is shown what his life could be if only he will allow it to happen.
6:26:18 PM: Classicalla: Now where was I? Oh, oh... presenting an award. Right!
6:26:22 PM: Classicalla: The Wedding Crashers by Michael (aka DarthMichael). It was supposed to be the happiest day in her life. Little did Lois suspect the upheaval it would bring instead. A crossover of two climactic Lois and Clark episodes.
6:26:35 PM: Classicalla: Pie Isn't All That Easy by IolanTheAlias. Lois and Clark investigate a strange murder with odd happenings. That investigation nearly proves deadly for one of them. A "Lois and Clark" and "Pushing Daisies" crossover.
6:26:47 PM: Classicalla: Backwards by Carol M. In a world where is seems everything is backwards, some things remain the same.
6:27:07 PM: Classicalla: That Little Sister of Mine by Alisha Knight. A That Old Gang of Mine" (TOGOM) twist in which Lucy lends a hand to help Lois see what Clark really means to her.
6:27:30 PM: Classicalla: And Feeling Christmas by BJ. Following their adventures with the Space Rats, Lois finally feels the spirit of Christmas. But will a misunderstanding get in the way?
6:28:03 PM: Classicalla: Fumbles. My cat is trying to help me with the envelope. The
6:28:17 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations to all the nominees!!!
6:28:26 PM: Classicalla: Oh, my!! We have a TIE!!!
6:28:50 PM: Classicalla: Family Man by Stopquitdont AND Single Petal of a Rose by Raconteur! Awesome.
6:23:48 PM: BJ_: Ouch!
6:23:50 PM: KathyB91: Well done, Brenda :)
6:23:54 PM: sister_suze: a girl can dream - but I seriously was thrilled just to get nom'd.
6:23:57 PM: BJ_: TA!
6:24:00 PM: ChiefPam: yes, good presentation
6:24:28 PM: BJ_ bows and scrapes as Sue passes to return to her seat
6:24:34 PM: ChiefPam: is her hair now mid-length??
6:24:41 PM: BJ_: lol - go Nancy
6:24:46 PM: BJ_: haircut for the Kerths
6:24:51 PM: hachiban: Could someone do a sound? I don't know if mine are working for me.
6:24:52 PM: BJ_: lol
6:25:17 PM: LCArtemis: Oh, great story by Rac
6:25:22 PM: folc21: midlength It's getting interesting again!
6:25:22 PM: KathyB91: yeah, tha'ts a great story
6:25:25 PM: LCArtemis: One of the shortest anyway
6:25:26 PM: BJ_: I can read that one over and over
6:25:34 PM: LynnSM: Clasicalla, Thanks for the brief synopses to refresh our memories. They are very helpful.
6:25:35 PM: hachiban: HELP! I don't think my sounds are working!
6:25:36 PM: BJ_: oh, just in time
6:25:45 PM: Iolanthe: I know it's a good story when the entire story flashes into my head when I hear the title.
6:25:45 PM: KathyB91: mid length might be my favorite category ... long enough to really get into the story but short enough to read in one go
6:25:48 PM: LCArtemis: Just in time, RAC!
6:26:15 PM: LCArtemis: good story
6:26:16 PM: BJ_: I liked the way she adapted the movie to LnC.
6:26:21 PM: folc21: Family Man's a good story
6:26:23 PM: sister_suze: I totally agree with you, Kathy. I love getting sucked into a story and then, suddenly, it's 1 a.m.
6:26:25 PM: ccmx: hi Rac:)
6:26:44 PM: Iolanthe: "Family Man" and "Wedding Crashers" - two very different stories, both mid-length! that's why I love the Kerths.
6:26:47 PM: folc21: I know just what you mean
6:26:57 PM: KathyB91: yup!
6:27:02 PM: BJ_: Loved the "Pie..." story, Iolan. Very original
6:27:08 PM: Iolanthe: Thanks.
6:27:21 PM: folc21: oh and backwards as another great one...but they're all so great!!!
6:27:27 PM: sister_suze: I'm a sucker for TOGOM stories. :)
6:27:39 PM: KathyB91: yes, hard to go wrong with TOGOM
6:28:00 PM: KathyB91: Hey, cool, I BR'ed two of these ... it's been a long time since that has happened, LOL
6:28:00 PM: hachiban: Could someone do a sound, please?
6:28:04 PM: folc21: that's true. bound to be a success
6:28:14 PM: KathyB91: hi Rac :)
6:28:16 PM: BJ_: don't let the cat near the power cord!
6:28:16 PM: sister_suze: I would if I could, Nan. Sorry :(
6:28:21 PM: ChiefPam: hey, Rac!
6:28:21 PM: Raconteur: Hi everyone
6:28:23 PM: ChiefPam: just in time
6:28:26 PM: KarenT: hi, Rac!
6:28:30 PM: sister_suze: ooooo!
6:28:31 PM: KathyB91: Ooo, a tie!
6:28:33 PM: BJ_: Cool
6:28:37 PM: KarenT: is it brightly colored?
6:28:37 PM: LynnSM: A tie. Wow!
6:28:40 PM: LCArtemis: oh my
6:28:41 PM: sister_suze: lol
6:28:41 PM: LynnSM: Is that common?
6:28:42 PM: BJ_: lol
6:28:43 PM: folc21: A TIE!!!!!
6:28:43 PM: DarthMike: fighter?
6:28:44 PM: KathyB91: LOL
6:28:44 PM: LaraMoon: lol!!!!
6:28:45 PM: alishak: wow
6:28:45 PM: LCArtemis: Hi Rac
6:29:58 PM: KarenT: Did SQD ask anyone to accept for her?
6:30:12 PM: Classicalla: Hey, Raconteur. Are you just dumbfounded? Speech! Speech!
6:30:21 PM: Raconteur: Hey, thanks everyone. It was great just being nominated and it's a real thrill to win (and in a tie with a great author!). Thanks to everyone who read and commented on the story and many, many thanks to my BR, Avia!!
6:31:13 PM: Classicalla: Is anyone going to accept for SQD?
6:31:25 PM: Classicalla: If not, how about you doing it, Rac?
6:32:51 PM: Raconteur: I know SQD will be thrilled to find out about this big win as well. So even though I'm being presumptuous, I'll say thanks on her behalf, too, to everyone who read the stories in this category and voted.
6:32:57 PM: Classicalla: Okay, I'm sure SQD will be thrilled. And now, a word from our sponsors...
6:28:50 PM: BJ_: one of the ties from the pilot?
6:28:57 PM: BJ_: Congrats!
6:29:00 PM: Iolanthe: Those are both wonderful!
6:29:00 PM: ChiefPam: woo-hoo!
6:29:00 PM: KarenT: lol, Michael. Wrong fandom ;-)
6:29:03 PM: folc21: WOW!!!! Congrats guys!!!
6:29:04 PM: KathyB91: Two winners! Congrats!
6:29:08 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Mid-Length: TIE! - Family Man by Stopquitdont AND Single Petal of a Rose by Raconteur!
6:29:15 PM: Corrina: Congrats to both of you! How cool!
6:29:16 PM: DarthMike: Congrats!
6:29:16 PM: LCArtemis: Awesome - congrats Rac & SQD
6:29:16 PM: alishak: congrats both of you
6:29:17 PM: bobbart: Congratulations to both!
6:29:17 PM: LynnSM: Congrats to both of you!
6:29:20 PM: Raconteur: cool and thanks
6:29:23 PM: ccmx: congrats Robin and RAc!
6:29:27 PM: sister_suze: Wheee! Congrats!
6:29:29 PM: folc21: it's definitely hard to choose one
6:29:32 PM: hachiban: Congrats to both
6:29:34 PM: KarenT: Congrats!
6:29:52 PM: LynnSM: WAFFy category next...I think that is my favourite category.
6:29:54 PM: KathyB91: Rac, you get to speak on the awards channel to give your acceptance speech :)
6:30:22 PM: hachiban: My sounds aren't working.
6:30:32 PM: KathyB91: A lot of us are having that problem tonight Nan
6:30:38 PM: ChiefPam: mine aren't either, but oh well
6:30:50 PM: Classicalla: My sounds aren't either. Too late to fix it now.
6:30:51 PM: KarenT: are they working for anyone?
6:30:55 PM: BJ_: I love it when there is a tie. There are so many good stories
6:30:56 PM: Iolanthe: not me
6:31:01 PM: KathyB91: Do you think it's that wav files are too old to be played these days?
6:31:03 PM: KarenT: raise your hand if they work
6:31:05 PM: BJ_: I didn't even try for the sounds this year
6:31:10 PM: ChiefPam: lol, Kathy, I wondered
6:31:11 PM: KathyB91: I have no idea why it woudln't be working
6:31:12 PM: sister_suze: I want to see a five-way tie. :)
6:31:13 PM: LynnSM: I could play the files in iTunes.
6:31:24 PM: BJ_: I agree, Sue
6:31:28 PM: KathyB91: maybe I need to have iTunes open?
6:31:29 PM: KarenT: nah, wav files are never too old. Windows still uses them for the alerts
6:31:31 PM: folc21: I'm all for a five-way tie too. Those are all such great stories.
6:31:52 PM: KarenT: okay, if they don't work for anyone, I'll stop playing them :-)
6:31:52 PM: Iolanthe: It was really hard to make a final vote on Best Mid-length, and I see that others had the same problem.
6:31:57 PM: KathyB91: I tried setting it to play in ITunes and then Quicktime, but they aren't playing
6:33:05 PM: amberlea: Looking for a fabulous romantic getaway that's out of this world? Maybe a survivalist nature type of
6:33:16 PM: amberlea: vacation is more your style? Whatever you're looking for, try a New Krypton Vacation Destination!
6:33:26 PM: amberlea: Recently under new government, the people of New Krypton are eager to meet your every vacationing
6:33:36 PM: amberlea: need. Vacation packages start in the low $10,000s, including roundtrip spacefare. For more
6:33:45 PM: amberlea: information, check out Female Hawk's "Awaken My Heart."
6:34:00 PM: amberlea: At a loss over where to put that 5th (or 10th!) Kerth Award? Don't know who to call when the bad guy
6:34:09 PM: amberlea: of the week trashes your place again and messes up your Kerths? Never fear! Kerth Award Cleaning
6:34:35 PM: amberlea: and Storage is here to save the day! We feature a number of Kerth Award Storage and Display
6:34:45 PM: amberlea: Systems, whether you want those awards proudly showcased or more tastefully hidden. Our employees
6:34:55 PM: amberlea: are specially trained in Kerth Award cleaning, and we can come to you to fit in your busy schedule.
6:35:04 PM: amberlea: When you bring home that new award tonight, remember Kerth Awards Cleaning and Storage in the
6:35:17 PM: amberlea: morning!
6:35:27 PM: amberlea: Sick and tired of getting stuck in time loops? Sick and tired of mischievous Fifth Dimension imps
6:35:37 PM: amberlea: ruining your day (or days)? You need the 5th Dimension Imp and Time Loop Detector! Looks like a
6:35:45 PM: amberlea: regular watch, but the pop-up face alerts you to disturbances in the flow of time and space. Based on
6:35:55 PM: amberlea: H.G. Wells' flux capacitor, this watch is sure to save you a headache and maybe your bacon when your
6:36:03 PM: amberlea: girlfriend figures out she's in a time loop. Available at fine jewelry stores everywhere. Mention offer
6:36:11 PM: amberlea: code: ML Thompson's "If At First You Don't Succeed."
6:31:58 PM: Classicalla: I can hear the post pings and that's it.
6:32:00 PM: Iolanthe: Congrats to the winners, their awards are well-deserved!
6:32:01 PM: LynnSM: Would it be fastened with a four-in-hand knot?
6:32:15 PM: ccmx: re:)
6:32:26 PM: sister_suze: welcome back ccmx
6:32:42 PM: BJ_: We can all just dog-pile SQD on the mbs (metaphorically speaking, of course)
6:32:48 PM: sister_suze: heh
6:32:59 PM: KarenT: hehe
6:33:07 PM: ChiefPam: re Carol
6:33:15 PM: BJ_: oh, commercials
6:33:25 PM: ChiefPam: lol NK
6:33:26 PM: BJ_: the best part of the superbowl...er, I mean Kerths!
6:33:30 PM: folc21: lol that's great
6:33:33 PM: LCArtemis: he he New Krypton vacation
6:33:36 PM: KarenT: hehe
6:33:36 PM: sister_suze: Do we get to drink Windex on New Krypton?
6:33:41 PM: LaraMoon: eww!
6:33:42 PM: KarenT: eewwww
6:33:53 PM: LynnSM: I thought the advert would be for Spencer Spencer's island resort...
6:33:55 PM: BJ_: lol, no that's blueberry koolaid
6:34:14 PM: KarenT: no. Raspberry Lemonade Koolaid. actual flavor ;-)
6:34:23 PM: KathyB91: LOL!
6:34:26 PM: BJ_: lol
6:34:33 PM: ChiefPam: No, I just read the fic, the proper term is "blue"
6:34:36 PM: folc21: haha. I'll have a blue
6:34:43 PM: KathyB91: Corrina, you're running a travel service now! I'd go ... if I could meet Kal there <G>
6:34:44 PM: BJ_: on the rocks
6:34:55 PM: KathyB91: And don't eat the fork
6:35:00 PM: Corrina: Maybe we can ALL go!
6:35:00 PM: ChiefPam: rofl
6:35:09 PM: KarenT: lol
6:35:09 PM: Iolanthe: Will it involve concubinage?
6:35:14 PM: ChiefPam: only if we take our own water & supplies
6:35:15 PM: BJ_: please?
6:35:17 PM: ChiefPam: don't want to be rude
6:35:23 PM: *Olympe* Hi!
6:35:24 PM: KathyB91: or hand tattooes?
6:35:27 PM: *Olympe* Is there anything I should know
6:35:33 PM: BJ_: Great commercials, Amber!
6:35:34 PM: ccmx: love this commercial !
6:35:44 PM: sister_suze: I've tried polishing my Kerths in the hopes that Superman would show up and tell me they look smaller than he expected. Will the cleaning service include a caped visit?
6:35:46 PM: BJ_: Mr. Mxyzptlk!
6:35:47 PM: ChiefPam: Jenn says hi to everyone -- she's sweating in California and wishes she could be here
6:35:51 PM: BJ_: spelled the usual way
6:35:58 PM: KathyB91: LOL B
6:39:13 PM: Classicalla: And now, thanks to another sponsor, I've been forced to wear a pink taffeta gown
6:39:18 PM: Classicalla: I hate pink.
6:39:27 PM: Classicalla hears the noise of someone breaking a high heel and falling on their rump
6:39:37 PM: Classicalla realizes that was me
6:39:45 PM: Classicalla turns to get sponsor's attention
6:39:59 PM: Classicalla: Told you I'd be better off in blue jeans and a purple T-shirt.
6:40:07 PM: Classicalla: And now we have my own biggest fan, Lara Joelle Kent (aka Olympe) presenting the Best Waffy Story. Mellie, the stage is yours.
6:40:28 PM: Olympe: Well, great, I'm not ready.
6:40:30 PM: Olympe: Really.
6:40:45 PM: Olympe: So what? Let
6:40:49 PM: Olympe: 's talk about ficx.
6:40:53 PM: Olympe: fics...
6:40:59 PM: Olympe: I must say, I love these fics, although I don't quite understand the titles.
6:40:59 PM: Olympe: Somehow, we got a lot of stories about doors this year. Yeah, right,
6:40:59 PM: Olympe: doors.If you don't see how doors get to be WAFFY, you really, really need to
6:40:59 PM: Olympe: read upon that subject.
6:41:01 PM: Classicalla: We love fics, Mellie.
6:41:24 PM: Olympe: There's this whole trilogy about doors being closed - or slammed in
6:41:24 PM: Olympe: someone's face - and opened again. Heck, there were a lot of doors being
6:41:24 PM: Olympe: opened in these stories. Oh, and imagine, ther werew some warm and fuzzy
6:41:24 PM: Olympe: feelings involved, too. And don't forget Lois and Clark. Especially Clark.
6:41:49 PM: Olympe: He's always around. Always.
6:41:58 PM: Olympe: He's always around to catch Lois when she falls.
6:41:58 PM: Olympe: Even if she wa pushed. Even if she jumped.
6:42:11 PM: Olympe: Okay, so it's Superman doing the
6:42:11 PM: Olympe: catching, but it was Clark who didn't let Lois hit the ground when she
6:42:11 PM: Olympe: jumped into a Lex Luthor free-fall. A friend.
6:42:30 PM: Olympe: At least he let Lex hit the ground - not that he could have helped that -
6:42:31 PM: Olympe: and I'd love to say "Good riddance!" - but we all know how that turned out.
6:42:43 PM: Olympe: That guy has more lives than a cat, I swear!
6:42:55 PM: Olympe: We also get an (unfortunately only mental) image of what was going on behind
6:42:55 PM: Olympe: that frosted glass door that left less to the imagination than Superman's
6:42:55 PM: Olympe: Suit.
6:43:16 PM: Olympe: You know which door I'm talking about, right?
6:43:25 PM: Olympe: The one that gave us
6:43:25 PM: Olympe: that great glimpse of what might have been Lois' and Clark's almost first
6:43:25 PM: Olympe: date.
6:43:45 PM: Olympe: Of course, this door and what it didn't quite hide had a little bit of an
6:43:45 PM: Olympe: effect on a light bulb which didn't quite survive the experience.
6:43:59 PM: Olympe: It also
6:44:00 PM: Olympe: led to kisses, but that is to be expected. After all, this *is* the WAFFY
6:44:00 PM: Olympe: category. ;)
6:44:05 PM: Classicalla: Mellie? Did you trip over my shoes?
6:44:22 PM: Olympe: No, don't think so. Why?
6:44:35 PM: Classicalla: You disappeared for a minute.
6:44:41 PM: Olympe: I'm ust tripping over my tongue.
6:44:50 PM: Olympe: Oh. Sorry about that. Must be my connection.
6:44:57 PM: Olympe: Anyway, let's get on with this show.
6:45:08 PM: Classicalla: Yes, you are!
6:45:10 PM: Olympe: Where was I?
6:45:17 PM: Classicalla: In Germany?
6:45:18 PM: Olympe: Right, something about WAFFY stories.
6:45:28 PM: Olympe: Apart from that, we have this story about A Date-Less New Year's Eve. I
6:45:28 PM: Olympe: mean, come on, date-less? For real?
6:45:39 PM: Olympe: What can we expect from a story with
6:45:40 PM: Olympe: such a title? One of the most beautiful and romantic declarations of love on
6:45:40 PM: Olympe: said Date-Less New Year's Eve?
6:45:57 PM: Olympe: Oh, that's what we got? Why didn't anybody tell me about it?
6:46:03 PM: Olympe: Sheesh, I
6:46:04 PM: Olympe: really could have done with a little more time for writing a speech.
6:46:12 PM: Olympe: Heck, I
6:46:12 PM: Olympe: could have used some more time reading the stories I'm supposed to present.
6:46:26 PM: Olympe: I think there was another story that included a New Year's Eve where both
6:46:26 PM: Olympe: Lois and Clark wish upon a shooting star
6:46:36 PM: Olympe: A shooting star which was definitely not Superman
6:46:37 PM: Olympe: flying over the skies of Metropolis, by the way.
6:46:46 PM: Olympe: which was definitely not Superman
6:46:46 PM: Olympe: flying over the skies of Metropolis, by the way.
6:46:54 PM: Olympe: Anyway, our two favorite reporters just happen to wish for the same, well,
6:46:54 PM: Olympe: basically, and once again, the story ends with smoochies.
6:47:18 PM: Olympe: Of course, we also learn someting about the Rules of War.
6:47:28 PM: Olympe: Not that there are
6:47:28 PM: Olympe: any - after all, all's fair in love and - you guessed right - war.
6:47:33 PM: Olympe: A point
6:47:33 PM: Olympe: which both Lois and Clark prove quite beautifully with their snowball fight.
6:47:42 PM: Olympe: However, in the end they realize that it's better to make love, not war, and
6:47:42 PM: Olympe: somehow they once again end up K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
6:47:52 PM: Olympe: Don't we all love it when they do that?
6:48:04 PM: Olympe: In another story, we get to see A Certain Kansan trying to Fly Lois to the
6:48:04 PM: Olympe: Moon, but unfortunately, he only manages about one foot instead of the
6:48:04 PM: Olympe: approximately 384,399 miles it takes to get there.
6:48:13 PM: Olympe: Still, somehow Lois
6:48:14 PM: Olympe: realizes that there's something galactically wrong with Clark floating them
6:48:14 PM: Olympe: up, even if it's only one foot.
6:48:27 PM: Olympe: Anyway, I'm rambling, maybe even babbling. And I still have to tell you
6:48:29 PM: Olympe: about the bet WAFFY stories of the last year. They are all about doors, and
6:48:29 PM: Olympe: New Year's (date-less, no less!), shooting stars and lightbulbs (with heat
6:48:29 PM: Olympe: vision), snow balls and a certain flying Kansan who's always around. Oh, and
6:48:29 PM: Olympe: don't forget, they're about kisses.
6:48:49 PM: Olympe: Anyway, time to name the nominated stories:
6:48:57 PM: Olympe: After A Door Slams | The Morning After A Door Slams | The Evening After A
6:48:57 PM: Olympe: Door Slams by bobbart - Bob Bartholomew
6:49:05 PM: Olympe: A Certain Kansan by CarolM
6:49:10 PM: Olympe: A Date-Less New Year's Eve by Pam Jernigan
6:49:14 PM: Olympe: I'll Be Around by Happy Girl
6:49:19 PM: Olympe: One Defective Bulb by Sue S.
6:49:23 PM: Olympe: Rules of War by Amberlea
6:49:34 PM: Olympe: When You Wish Upon A by LaraMoon
6:49:47 PM: Olympe: And, uh, that were all of them.
6:49:50 PM: Olympe: And the winner is...
6:49:52 PM: Olympe: Is?
6:49:57 PM: Olympe: Ah, not one story. Three!
6:50:07 PM: Olympe: T After a Door Slams/The Morning After a Door Slams/ The Evening After a Door Slams - Bob Bartholomew
6:36:16 PM: BJ_: no, Sue. But the cleaner is designed to make them look bigger
6:36:21 PM: KarenT: lol
6:36:27 PM: ccmx: should be a Kerth for commercials <g> but seriously
6:36:29 PM: KarenT: hi, Jenn!
6:36:30 PM: LCArtemis: lol I want a flux Capacitor
6:36:39 PM: sister_suze: tell Jenn "howdy" :)
6:36:45 PM: sister_suze: and we miss her
6:37:23 PM: ChiefPam: I love tying the commercials in with the fanfics
6:37:23 PM: Classicalla: Hey, Jenn!
6:37:25 PM: ChiefPam: that's brilliant
6:37:41 PM: folc21: I love these commercials :)))
6:37:47 PM: Classicalla: Jenn, who? =) We have lots of Jenn's
6:37:47 PM: Iolanthe: They are a hoot!
6:37:47 PM: Corrina: Great ads Amber
6:37:58 PM: ChiefPam: EditorJax :)
6:38:02 PM: BJ_: Love it. You did a great job, Amber!
6:38:06 PM: ChiefPam: aka Pinkaritaville
6:38:10 PM: KarenT: lol
6:38:12 PM: sister_suze applauds Amber
6:38:14 PM: cookiesmom: great commercials!
6:38:16 PM: ChiefPam: yes, great job Amber!
6:38:22 PM: ccmx: Amberlea, you are one creative lady
6:38:29 PM: KathyB91: great job, Amber -- very creative and funny
6:38:30 PM: amberlea: thanks guys! there's more to come!
6:38:41 PM: folc21: looking forward to it *gg*
6:38:42 PM: LCArtemis applauds Amber's commercials
6:38:51 PM: bobbart: Those truely were great commercials!
6:39:19 PM: BJ_: lol
6:39:21 PM: alishak: lol
6:39:34 PM: LCArtemis: Ban pink except in a drink!
6:39:34 PM: folc21: LOL!
6:39:40 PM: BJ_: better run, Nancy. I think them's fightin' words!
6:39:55 PM: KarenT: yeah... some people *cough*Jenn*cough* love pink :-D
6:40:08 PM: hachiban1: Argh. I was trying to see if my sound was unplugged and hit the master switch.
6:40:15 PM: Classicalla: Fightin' words, eh?
6:40:17 PM: ChiefPam: ouch!
6:40:18 PM: KarenT: whoops
6:40:32 PM: Iolanthe: I just blame the cat for everything.
6:40:33 PM: hachiban1: I still don't have any irc sounds.
6:40:36 PM: folc21: Waffy! YES
6:40:38 PM: sister_suze: I guess you taught it a lesson it won't soon forget, Nan
6:40:43 PM: folc21: me neither.
6:40:46 PM: BJ_: love WaFF
6:40:47 PM: KarenT: I stopped playing the sounds. They're not working for anyone but me, it seems like
6:40:53 PM: sister_suze: lol Mellie
6:41:07 PM: hachiban1: Somebody give me some help? I've never had trouble with sounds before.
6:41:07 PM: BJ_: no, I think I like ficx
6:41:22 PM: folc21: lol
6:41:22 PM: BJ_: I just don't have enough x-es in my life
6:41:23 PM: KathyB91: Nan, we've all had problems ... I'm not sure anyone has been hearing them.
6:41:29 PM: KarenT: fics ficx fix?
6:41:41 PM: ChiefPam: lol, can't forget Clark
6:41:43 PM: LynnSM: Has Jaxon been here?
6:41:44 PM: ccmx: what's the diff between ficsx and nfic??
6:41:44 PM: KathyB91: well, this is the place to go for a fic fix ...
6:41:46 PM: folc21: ESPECIALLY Clark
6:42:00 PM: KathyB91: I've never heard the term ficsx used for nfic
6:42:07 PM: Classicalla: I think Jax is on the beach in California drinkin' margaritas.
6:42:09 PM: folc21: lol
6:42:17 PM: hachiban1: Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get Games People Play done by the time for the next Kerths.
6:42:27 PM: LaraMoon: probably pinkatinis or something. ;)
6:42:28 PM: KarenT cracks the whip
6:42:33 PM: ChiefPam: we hope so!
6:42:46 PM: ccmx: yes, indeed, Nan!
6:42:47 PM: KarenT: SPLAT
6:42:47 PM: DarthMike: to be nominated, you mean, right?
6:43:02 PM: DarthMike: as in, bow tied and sent to the archives
6:43:23 PM: ChiefPam: as in, merely waiting to win :)
6:43:29 PM: hachiban1: No, just finished. I've got a bunch more stories in my head, but I don't want to start one before I'm finished with the last.
6:43:33 PM: BJ_: ooh, the marina hide-away's frosted glass door. Love that scene
6:43:35 PM: ChiefPam: There are a lot of doors in this category
6:43:39 PM: Iolanthe: Yes, Nan=Kerth
6:43:51 PM: hachiban1: Not necessarily.
6:43:53 PM: BJ_: very clever presentation
6:43:54 PM: folc21: doors, doors, doors
6:44:01 PM: KarenT: Jim Morrison
6:44:05 PM: KarenT: wait...
6:44:10 PM: BJ_: lol
6:44:49 PM: BJ_: heh
6:44:56 PM: sister_suze: awww, Mellie. You're doing great!
6:45:01 PM: BJ_: looks good to me.
6:45:07 PM: ChiefPam: I didn't notice any disappearance
6:45:09 PM: KarenT: me, too
6:45:15 PM: sister_suze: me neither
6:45:25 PM: DarthMike: nope, signal still going strong
6:45:27 PM: LaraMoon: me either... nancy might be lagging. :(
6:45:30 PM: KarenT: I turned off my join/part/quit notices, so I can't tell anyway
6:45:51 PM: sister_suze: Is she hanging out with Cat? Was it Cat who unplugged her earlier and not "her cat"?
6:45:55 PM: KathyB91: I get 0 for each of them, so no lag here
6:46:15 PM: Classicalla: Do I seem to be lagging?
6:46:23 PM: folc21: lol
6:46:30 PM: KathyB91: no, nancy
6:46:30 PM: sister_suze: we're just aimlessly guessing
6:46:32 PM: BJ_: no, but neither does Olympe
6:46:38 PM: ChiefPam: lol
6:46:50 PM: LaraMoon: Cat left with the sexy in Armani guy. saw them backstage...
6:47:07 PM: folc21: *gg*
6:47:15 PM: KarenT: lol
6:47:19 PM: ChiefPam: yay, smoochies!!!
6:47:21 PM: Classicalla: We love smoochies/
6:47:24 PM: sister_suze: I love it when the stories ends with smoochies /me sighs
6:47:27 PM: BJ_: <sigh> I love smoochies
6:47:27 PM: ccmx: what were they doing backstage???
6:47:34 PM: LaraMoon: the rumba ;)
6:47:50 PM: KarenT: the tango!
6:47:51 PM: folc21: lol
6:47:52 PM: LaraMoon: looks like the guy is some rich guy's son... go figure.
6:47:58 PM: Meadowlark: the lambada?
6:48:02 PM: sister_suze: Is he wearing all black?
6:48:04 PM: BJ_: *I* love it when they do that
6:48:12 PM: LaraMoon: *g* of course.
6:48:13 PM: Classicalla: Donny Osmond's Argetine Tango?
6:48:26 PM: ChiefPam: lol
6:48:32 PM: sister_suze: that Lois - can't slip anything past her
6:48:59 PM: ChiefPam: lol, Sue
6:49:15 PM: BJ_: Did the Nigerian princess teach Clark that dance?
6:49:18 PM: folc21: Many slamming doors
6:49:48 PM: BJ_: All wonderful stories. It was so hard to vote
6:49:55 PM: KarenT: it always is
6:49:56 PM: Classicalla: Oh, good you're back, Carol Thought I was going to have to present...
6:49:57 PM: folc21: yes it was!
6:49:58 PM: sister_suze: is
6:50:04 PM: LynnSM: A threeway tie?
6:50:05 PM: sister_suze: unless it's a tie :)
6:50:06 PM: LynnSM: Wow!
6:50:15 PM: Olympe: Congrats, Bob!
6:50:27 PM: bobbart: Wow.
6:50:46 PM: bobbart: I never expected to win with THAT competition.
6:50:47 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Bob,
6:51:01 PM: bobbart: Thank you all so much.
6:51:45 PM: bobbart: I alos want to thank Nan, Pam, Wendy and all the rest who inspire such greay wafyness.
6:53:04 PM: Olympe: Well, I think I just found your Kerth statuette.
6:53:28 PM: Olympe hands over Kerth Award to Bob
6:53:34 PM: Olympe: How do you like the feel of it?
6:53:50 PM: bobbart: It's heavier than I expected.
6:54:11 PM: bobbart kisses Kerth
6:54:11 PM: Olympe: Well, the responsibility is heavier than the award.
6:54:21 PM: Olympe: You are aware we expect more Kerth winners from you?
6:54:41 PM: bobbart hands start shaking more
6:54:55 PM: Olympe: Don't you dare drop it!
6:55:14 PM: Classicalla: Oky doky, then!
6:55:17 PM: Olympe goes help bob off the stage, taking a firm grip on the Kerth award
6:50:10 PM: LaraMoon: 3-way? LOL
6:50:12 PM: KarenT: lol
6:50:13 PM: Iolanthe: Congrats Bob!
6:50:14 PM: ChiefPam: No, I think it's Bob!
6:50:14 PM: LaraMoon: oooo
6:50:15 PM: sister_suze: Go Bob!
6:50:15 PM: BJ_: LOL!
6:50:16 PM: LynnSM: Oops...Not a tie; a trilogy.
6:50:17 PM: Classicalla: Three? Maybe Sue's dream of 5 can happen!!!!
6:50:17 PM: bobbart: OMG!!!
6:50:18 PM: KarenT: no, just a trilogy
6:50:18 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, Bob!!!!!
6:50:19 PM: LynnSM: Congratulations, Bob!
6:50:20 PM: Corrina: woo! Bob
6:50:20 PM: alishak: well done bob
6:50:20 PM: LCArtemis: Bob bob bob
6:50:22 PM: BJ_: Congrats, Bob!
6:50:23 PM: cookiesmom: Yay, Bob! Congrats!
6:50:24 PM: KarenT: congrats, Bob!
6:50:24 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Waffy: After a Door Slams/The Morning After a Door Slams/ The Evening After a Door Slams by Bob Bartholomew!
6:50:27 PM: DarthMike: Congrats, Bob!
6:50:28 PM: LCArtemis: well done bob
6:50:30 PM: LaraMoon: congrats Bob!
6:50:32 PM: hachiban1: Congrats Bob!
6:50:42 PM: ccmx: yay, Bob!!!
6:50:43 PM: LCArtemis: congrats newbie
6:50:45 PM: folc21: Congrats! I love slamming doors :) Great stories
6:50:46 PM: BJ_: Woohoo!
6:50:51 PM: RonaVi: Congrats!
6:50:57 PM: BJ_: And I love that Clark didn't let it stay closed
6:51:00 PM: sister_suze: A very, very fun series. Well done!
6:51:03 PM: KathyB91: Yay, Bob!
6:51:12 PM: Corrina: You do WAFF so well, Bob
6:51:23 PM: Classicalla: Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob!!
6:51:39 PM: Raconteur: Congrats, Bob!
6:51:53 PM: ChiefPam: Aww, thanks :)
6:52:18 PM: hachiban1: Aww, thanks Bob
6:52:24 PM: KathyB91: very sweet :)
6:52:40 PM: KarenT: aww
6:52:44 PM: ccmx: yes:)
6:52:46 PM: bobbart: I'm out of words now :-)
6:52:53 PM: hachiban1: lol
6:53:00 PM: KarenT: hehe
6:53:11 PM: sister_suze: It usually takes a few minutes for the hands to stop shaking ;)
6:53:15 PM: ccmx: that's okay, but we expect words tomorrow:)
6:53:19 PM: folc21: doesn't matter anymore. You already won the award :)
6:53:23 PM: BJ_: lots of WaFFy words...
6:53:40 PM: Iolanthe: Well-deserved award for Bob1
6:53:53 PM: KathyB91: Smooth .. real smooth ... ;)
6:53:59 PM: folc21: *gg*
6:54:07 PM: Iolanthe: heh heh
6:54:11 PM: ChiefPam: Go, Bob, go Bob...
6:54:31 PM: ChiefPam: lol, that's telling him
6:54:33 PM: hachiban1: This means you have to write more stories, you know.
6:54:36 PM: LaraMoon: lol! guess that means I can go now.
6:54:42 PM: sister_suze: NO!
6:54:49 PM: BJ_: no, stay and play
6:55:38 PM: Classicalla: And now, ccmalo will present the Best Comedy. Okay, Carol, let's see how funny you can be.
6:56:18 PM: ccmx: Love the comedy category. :) reading them leaves you with a smile for a clever twist or an outragoeus pun or a lovely bit of snark. I suepect they are harder to write than other types of fics - what of the joke flops. So these writers are our most courageous
6:56:32 PM: ccmx: 419 by Marcus Rowland's : When is a scam not a scam? Lois knows. Doesn't she? But will Superman?
6:56:43 PM: ccmx: Cheese by Classicalla: a challenge fic in which Clark pulls that cheesy excuse and so does Perry. Maybe it's for real - the cheese that is.
6:57:05 PM: ccmx: by the way, I'm inept at pasting so this started before I did!!
6:57:31 PM: ccmx: these are the nominees in case you missed that <g>
6:58:04 PM: ccmx: Murphy's Law by Cookiesmom: Wherein Clark Kent/Superman discovers that his/their? perception of events may differ from Murphy's. And it's ongoing....
6:58:09 PM: ccmx: Never Give In-Laws Your House Key by Mary Potts - hah - serves Lois and Clark right for violating that basic rule of married life. Very revealing, too.
6:59:01 PM: ccmx: The Quest for the Lost Scrolls of FoLC-Lore by Mary Potts - Folcs under the archaelogist's scrutiny - but luckily the secret remains safe.
6:59:01 PM: ccmx: Rules of War by Amerberlea - waffy humour here, as a snowball snowballs into a gentle fight for dominance.
6:59:09 PM: ccmx: Spandex II & Spandex III by Alisha Knight - A couple of costumes in the Kents' closet - but what do they mean??
6:59:30 PM: ccmx: all these fic are great!
7:00:00 PM: ccmx: but....
7:00:27 PM: ccmx: I have no envelope- so I can I make it up???
7:00:51 PM: KarenT: Oh, sorry, no :-P
7:01:16 PM: KarenT gets distracted by House. Such a bad envelope hander girl!
7:01:44 PM: ccmx: ah - thanks Karen -- love Berie Wooster!!!
7:02:20 PM: ccmx: the winnner!!!!!!! Marcus! Rowland! dor 419
6:55:24 PM: folc21: haha
6:55:29 PM: sister_suze: lol - looks like Mellie just got a Kerth, too
6:55:32 PM: Classicalla: ha!
6:55:37 PM: KarenT: lol
6:55:41 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
6:55:43 PM: alishak: lol
6:55:46 PM: DarthMike: :D
6:55:49 PM: sister_suze: no pressure, Carol
6:55:49 PM: BJ_: possession is nine tenths of the law, isn't it?
6:55:52 PM: bobbart: Seriously, thank you all so much!!!
6:55:55 PM: KarenT: oh, sure, no pressure at all
6:56:02 PM: ChiefPam crosses fingers that Carol won't netsplit
6:56:12 PM: BJ_: just keep writing. That will be thanks enough
6:56:13 PM: BJ_: :D
6:56:22 PM: Classicalla: Or get diconnected again.
6:56:32 PM: BJ_: Yay! Comedy
6:56:35 PM: sister_suze: ah, snark. My favorite form of comedy. mmmm
6:56:53 PM: ChiefPam: not to mention political commentary
6:57:04 PM: sister_suze: yes, Pam!
6:57:05 PM: Iolanthe: "Cheese of the Month Club"? !!
6:57:05 PM: KarenT: mmm, cheese
6:57:09 PM: ChiefPam: but never mind <g>
6:57:11 PM: Classicalla: Thanks for the nom!
6:57:28 PM: sister_suze: you earned it, Nancy!
6:57:31 PM: folc21: great stories!
6:57:44 PM: Classicalla: <giggles>
6:57:49 PM: BJ_: Absolutely. I think comedy takes a special kind of talent.
6:58:01 PM: Iolanthe: Tragedy is easy. Comedy is hard.
6:58:02 PM: ChiefPam: I love the short snippet fic descriptions
6:58:02 PM: BJ_ grins
6:58:23 PM: BJ_: Oh, I don't know. Really good angst takes talent, too
6:58:25 PM: bobbart: Comedy is the hardest thing to write of all! At least, I think it is.
6:58:38 PM: KarenT: easy to write. Hard to write well ;-)
6:58:39 PM: LaraMoon: really good angst requires Batman. oh...wait...
6:58:46 PM: KathyB91: there you go, Karen
6:58:47 PM: hachiban1: I think so, too.
6:58:51 PM: BJ_: lol
6:58:56 PM: ChiefPam: good writing always has a suprise involved, but it's not always a punchline
6:58:59 PM: Classicalla: Bats for Bats, Lara?
6:59:04 PM: folc21: every genre can be hard to write but it's never easy to pass a joke everyone thinks is funny. Requires talent.
6:59:23 PM: BJ_: lol, loved the spandex series
6:59:23 PM: Iolanthe: Gosh, all the nominated fics had me rolling on the floor!
6:59:35 PM: alishak: thanks BK!
6:59:41 PM: alishak: BJ even
6:59:47 PM: BJ_: ;)
7:00:05 PM: LynnSM: They were all day brighteners.
7:00:17 PM: BJ_: Definitely
7:00:22 PM: KarenT: but?
7:00:25 PM: LynnSM: I love a good story that brings a smile to my lips. These all did.
7:00:34 PM: BJ_: lol
7:00:34 PM: ChiefPam: lol
7:00:40 PM: Olympe: oops?
7:00:40 PM: LaraMoon: lol
7:00:41 PM: folc21: lol
7:00:42 PM: hachiban1: lol!
7:00:53 PM: BJ_: Do we get our 5-way tie?
7:00:55 PM: LynnSM: Must be Murphy's law. ;-)
7:01:00 PM: BJ_: lol
7:01:01 PM: Meadowlark: lol
7:01:09 PM: folc21: rofl
7:01:20 PM: BJ_: Perhaps the winner was prophesied on the lost scrolls
7:01:25 PM: ChiefPam: lol Karen
7:01:27 PM: KathyB91: LOL that's the trick to winning -- lose the envelope and declare yourself the winner <G>
7:01:32 PM: KarenT: nah, it was Nostradamos
7:01:32 PM: BJ_: lol
7:01:36 PM: LaraMoon: lol
7:01:36 PM: alishak: lol
7:01:36 PM: Raconteur: Hey, like Karen, I've got House on in the background
7:01:38 PM: KarenT: lol
7:01:42 PM: LynnSM: Maybe Star?
7:01:51 PM: ChiefPam: this is why you don't get to present a category you're nommed in <g>
7:02:02 PM: KathyB91: LOL Pam, probably not.
7:02:05 PM: DarthMike: lol
7:02:13 PM: KathyB91: "And the winner is .. me! Yeah, I'm not nominated, but I'm the winner anyway!"
7:02:17 PM: sister_suze: lol
7:02:18 PM: DarthMike: and here I thought it was so the kerth-handing-over would go smoother
7:02:19 PM: LaraMoon: hehehe
7:02:40 PM: Classicalla: Adulations, Marcus!!!!
7:02:49 PM: Classicalla: Is Marcus here?
7:02:57 PM: Classicalla: Probably in bed snoozing?
7:03:11 PM: Classicalla: Just 'cause he's in Great Britain and it's after midnight...
7:03:22 PM: Classicalla: Hey, that's no reason to snooze is it?
7:03:47 PM: ccmx: bettin Marcus is out sci-fiing in other galaxies, Tardis - and Enterprises
7:02:22 PM: ChiefPam: rofl
7:02:25 PM: sister_suze: you were a write in?
7:02:25 PM: Classicalla: I turned the TV off. And here I watching such an interesting show about making steel.
7:02:31 PM: cookiesmom: Congrats, Marcus! It was a great story!
7:02:31 PM: sister_suze: Congrats to Marcus!
7:02:34 PM: alishak: congrats Marcus!
7:02:34 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Comedy: 419 by Marcus Rowland!
7:02:34 PM: KathyB91: A write in! LOL ,there you go
7:02:35 PM: DarthMike: and there is no chance of the awkward: and the winner is... me!
7:02:35 PM: BJ_: Yay, Marcus!
7:02:35 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, Marcus!!!
7:02:37 PM: hachiban1: Congratulations, Maracus!
7:02:38 PM: KarenT: Congrats, Marcus!
7:02:42 PM: Raconteur: congrats, Marcus!
7:02:42 PM: LynnSM: House is the Anti-Bertie! I hadn't appreciated Hugh Laurie's acting abilities until I saw him in both roles.
7:02:42 PM: folc21: Congrats Marcus!!! =)
7:02:44 PM: Corrina: Congrats Marcus
7:02:44 PM: BJ_: Congrats!
7:02:46 PM: Olympe: Yay, Marcus!
7:02:48 PM: LynnSM: Congrats, Marcus!
7:02:48 PM: KathyB91: Congrats, Marcus!
7:02:51 PM: Iolanthe: Congrats! That was hilarious!
7:02:52 PM: DarthMike: Congrats!
7:02:53 PM: LCArtemis: Yay Marcus
7:02:53 PM: RonaVi: Congrats!
7:03:11 PM: sister_suze: Lynn - have you seen Black Adder? Hugh is awesome in that, too
7:03:11 PM: Iolanthe: The whole Nigerian banking scam stuff is so "real-world", and to have L&C facing it too...
7:03:29 PM: sister_suze: yes, it was a very, very fun story. Well done, Marcus
7:03:32 PM: DarthMike: Maybe getting a crate from nigera
7:03:40 PM: hachiban1: He probably just figured he wasn't going to win so why stay up late?
7:03:41 PM: alishak: Yep - Hugh Laurie will forever be the Prince Regent to me
7:03:57 PM: Classicalla: Okay, so now I'd like to present BJ who will present the Best Revelation Story.
7:04:08 PM: Classicalla: Presenting the presenter...
7:04:23 PM: BJ_: Thank you, Classicalla
7:04:34 PM: BJ_: There may be few things one can count on in the real world
7:04:41 PM: BJ_: but for FoLCs that love fan fiction, there are canon certainties on which we can always rely:
7:04:50 PM: BJ_: 1)Lois Lane and Clark Kent work at the Daily Planet
7:04:56 PM: BJ_: 2)Superman wears a red and blue suit
7:05:02 PM: BJ_: 3)Perry White loves Elvis
7:05:08 PM: BJ_: 4)Lex Luthor is a criminal mastermind, and
7:05:16 PM: BJ_: 5)Tank Wilson hates Jimmy Olson.
7:05:24 PM: BJ_ plugs ears and sings "La la la la" while ignoring alternate universes and Elseworlds...
7:05:38 PM: BJ_: There is also another constant, a fact so essential to the Clark Kent/Lois Lane/Superman love triangle, that without it...
7:05:51 PM: BJ_: there wouldn't be a Clark Kent/Lois Lane/Superman love triangle.
7:05:55 PM: BJ_: :D
7:06:01 PM: BJ_: Yes, FoLCs, you guessed it.
7:06:10 PM: BJ_: It's the fact that Lois Lane, the youngest, three-time Kerth winning investigative reporter for the greatest newspaper in the world does *NOT* know that her greenhorn partner from Smallville, Kansas also moonlights as a god in a cape.
7:06:17 PM: BJ_: Oh, the irony.
7:06:31 PM: BJ_: And so, year after year, FoLCs creatively explore new and exciting ways to reveal Clark's secret.
7:06:41 PM: BJ_: As readers, we reap the benefits as authors explain "HOW LOIS FINDS OUT" in gloriously diverse ways.
7:06:56 PM: BJ_: Will she be mad?
7:07:05 PM: BJ_: Will she be hurt (which we all know is worse than mad)?
7:07:14 PM: BJ_: Will she laugh, dance a jig or round-house kick Clark in the head?
7:07:29 PM: BJ_: I doubt all the avenues have been explored
7:07:37 PM: BJ_: but we nevertheless keep trying.
7:07:57 PM: BJ_: And so we read many wonderful stories this year with interesting and/or creative revelations.
7:08:13 PM: BJ_: You, dear readers, have compiled a list of the best.
7:08:21 PM: BJ_: The stories nominated in the "Best Revelation" category are:
7:08:27 PM: BJ_: drumroll, please...
7:08:40 PM: BJ_: A Date-less New Year's Eve by Pam Jernigan
7:08:46 PM: BJ_: Currents by Karen Thompkins
7:08:55 PM: BJ_: Single Petal of a Rose by Raconteur
7:09:02 PM: BJ_: The Final Countdown by Bellarata
7:09:07 PM: BJ_: The Ordinary Man by Michael
7:09:14 PM: BJ_: and
7:09:15 PM: BJ_: The Three Rules by Scarlett Burns
7:09:29 PM: BJ_: And the winner is...
7:09:53 PM: BJ_ rips open envelope enthusiastically
7:10:20 PM: BJ_: Oh, you wanted me to read it *out loud*
7:10:22 PM: BJ_: Sorry
7:10:30 PM: BJ_: Single Petal of a Rose by Raconteur
7:10:35 PM: BJ_: Congrats, Rac!
7:03:49 PM: DarthMike: it's after 1 am over here so
7:03:52 PM: LynnSM: I haven't seen that. What sort of character does he play in it?
7:03:53 PM: ChiefPam: yeah, me too
7:03:54 PM: bobbart: Maybe Marcus is in Nigeria?
7:04:06 PM: KarenT: Hugh Laurie will always be House to me. Which gets hilarious when I watch Stuart Little
7:04:13 PM: ChiefPam: Maybe Marcus is just a scam!
7:04:13 PM: KathyB91: Yay, B! Go, go~
7:04:23 PM: KarenT: lol
7:04:28 PM: ChiefPam: Go, Brenda!
7:04:37 PM: KathyB91: hi lurker :)
7:04:38 PM: ccmx: no Marcus is real - I believe
7:05:05 PM: Classicalla: No, Marcus is real.
7:05:08 PM: ChiefPam: lol
7:05:09 PM: LaraMoon: lol
7:05:19 PM: KarenT: rofl
7:05:20 PM: KathyB91: LOL
7:05:20 PM: LaraMoon: XD
7:05:22 PM: Iolanthe: LOL
7:05:23 PM: Raconteur: heh
7:05:23 PM: LynnSM: He just needs you to send him $50 so he can bribe the the secruity at the airport to let him fly here.
7:05:25 PM: folc21: lol
7:05:26 PM: ChiefPam: rofl!!!
7:05:29 PM: Classicalla: Tank hates Jimmy?
7:05:36 PM: folc21: he certainly does
7:05:41 PM: KarenT: very much
7:05:42 PM: Classicalla: And kids...
7:05:42 PM: hachiban1: rofl
7:05:43 PM: Olympe: Absolutely.
7:05:45 PM: KathyB91: Tank loves the Jimmy in the Alt verse? <bg>
7:05:48 PM: KarenT: lol
7:05:49 PM: folc21: lol
7:05:51 PM: ChiefPam: and long hair
7:05:51 PM: LynnSM: lol
7:05:58 PM: KathyB91: LOL! yes
7:06:00 PM: Classicalla: But we know he loves short hair.
7:06:11 PM: Olympe: galactically stupid?
7:06:27 PM: folc21: I love irony
7:06:28 PM: Iolanthe: Facial Recognition Disorder
7:06:32 PM: LaraMoon: teehee
7:06:35 PM: Raconteur: yeah, in Bizarro World, there is a square planet Earth, a mutant Superman, and a Tank who loves Jimmy
7:06:40 PM: Iolanthe: LOL
7:06:44 PM: KathyB91: LOL Rac!!!
7:06:48 PM: KarenT: lol
7:06:50 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
7:06:51 PM: Olympe: good one!
7:06:52 PM: KathyB91: A Jimmy with kids and long hair <G>
7:06:54 PM: Classicalla: Oh, somebody needs to write that story.
7:06:57 PM: alishak: lol
7:06:57 PM: ChiefPam loves revelations...
7:07:03 PM: ChiefPam: lol, Kathy; you'll make his head explode
7:07:06 PM: Classicalla: Is it already written?
7:07:07 PM: hachiban1: I volunteer Sue
7:07:17 PM: KarenT: rofl
7:07:25 PM: KathyB91: it can be a new Kerth category ... Tank/Jimmy stories
7:07:30 PM: folc21: lol
7:07:35 PM: LynnSM: BJ, this is hysterical!
7:07:43 PM: DarthMike: hey i think the round house was never done , right?
7:07:51 PM: ChiefPam: excellent presentation <g>
7:07:52 PM: Raconteur: I considered it, Michael
7:07:53 PM: KarenT: probably not. that would hurt Lois
7:08:06 PM: Raconteur: agreed, excellent presentation
7:08:16 PM: DarthMike: must remember to give lois owiers first
7:08:19 PM: KathyB91: Believe it or not, Brenda showed me this presentation and asked whether I thought it was funny. I was ROTFL and she wasn't sure!!
7:08:20 PM: DarthMike: powers
7:08:41 PM: KathyB91: Fabulous presentation :D
7:08:45 PM: sister_suze: sorry - I had to leave for a minute - what am I being volunteered to do?
7:08:58 PM: KathyB91: Sue, write a Tank/Jimmy story ... where they have kids ... and long hair
7:09:07 PM: folc21: excellent presentation BJ!#
7:09:15 PM: Classicalla: I love revelation stories.
7:09:28 PM: sister_suze: yikes <g>
7:09:30 PM: KathyB91: Drumroll ...
7:09:56 PM: KarenT: lol
7:09:58 PM: KathyB91: Rip, rip!
7:10:05 PM: KarenT: tear tear!
7:10:05 PM: DarthMike: read
7:10:06 PM: DarthMike: read
7:10:08 PM: KarenT: lol
7:10:10 PM: folc21: don't tear it!
7:10:13 PM: cookiesmom: reveals . . .
7:10:15 PM: KarenT: oh. right
7:10:22 PM: bobbart: Empty?
7:10:24 PM: Raconteur: ha!
7:10:24 PM: KathyB91: LOL
7:10:33 PM: hachiban1: Woo hoo!
7:10:34 PM: KathyB91: YAY!!!
7:10:46 PM: BJ_ hands over kerth
7:10:54 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Raconteur!!
7:10:59 PM: Raconteur takes Kerth enthusiastically
7:11:18 PM: Raconteur: Hey, thanks again, everyone! Thanks especially to Avia, my BR and to Michael, for declaring this to be the Worst.Revelation.Ever
7:11:24 PM: Raconteur: that was exactly what I was going for ;)
7:13:04 PM: Classicalla: Well, congrats again! We will be back shortly with more of the 2010 Kerths. Please stay tuned to this channel.
7:10:35 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Rac!
7:10:38 PM: alishak: congrats rac!
7:10:39 PM: Iolanthe: Congrats!
7:10:39 PM: LynnSM: Congrats
7:10:39 PM: KarenT: congrats, Rac!
7:10:39 PM: ChiefPam: COngrats, Rac!!
7:10:40 PM: bobbart: Yea, Rac
7:10:41 PM: cookiesmom: congrats!
7:10:41 PM: DarthMike: Congrats, Rac!
7:10:42 PM: RonaVi: Congrats, Rac!
7:10:46 PM: Corrina: Well done, Rac
7:10:50 PM: KathyB91: Awesome, Rac. Very well deserved
7:10:52 PM: folc21: Congratulations Rac!
7:11:23 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Revelation: Single Petal of a Rose by Raconteur!
7:11:36 PM: KathyB91: LOL, Michael, did you really? LOL
7:11:41 PM: Iolanthe: Was there an nfic chapter in the fic?
7:11:44 PM: DarthMike: yeah
7:11:47 PM: Raconteur: nope
7:11:47 PM: LaraMoon: gotta love irony
7:11:48 PM: hachiban1: Maybe that should be a category...
7:11:55 PM: BJ_: Now *that* begs for an explanation
7:11:56 PM: DarthMike: but it was worst ever in a very good way
7:11:58 PM: hachiban1: Worst revelation
7:12:06 PM: KarenT: that sounds like an AltKerths category ;-)
7:12:08 PM: KathyB91: Brenda, fabulous presentation :)
7:12:13 PM: BJ_: thanks
7:12:21 PM: ChiefPam: yes, great speech
7:12:21 PM: BJ_: Love revelation fics
7:12:26 PM: Raconteur: Indeed, Brenda, it was really funny
7:12:28 PM: folc21: Yeah, that was really awesome!
7:12:39 PM: KathyB91: if I could play the sound, I'd play "That was a great speech" :)
7:12:45 PM: folc21: lol
7:12:50 PM: hachiban1: how could you doubt it?
7:12:51 PM: Raconteur: thanks, everyone
7:13:02 PM: KathyB91: Well deserved Rac! :)
7:13:07 PM: KathyB91: that's a great story
7:13:09 PM: amberlea: From bestselling animal relationship expert Marlin Finchlupus comes a must-read guide to human
7:13:20 PM: amberlea: relationships. Based on Alisha Knight's "From the Ruins," Marlin's book is the definitive self-help
7:13:28 PM: amberlea: book for those times when you've betrayed someone's secret identity and then fallen into a
7:13:39 PM: amberlea: dysfunctional relationship with him. Available in bookstores next week! Arrive early for your
7:13:48 PM: amberlea: autographed copy!
7:13:59 PM: amberlea: For those spy operations too sensitive for a visit to our shop, Spies R Us now offers direct, discreet
7:14:08 PM: amberlea: home delivery! Sometimes a simple wig and sunglasses plus a bug transmitter will do the job. But
7:14:18 PM: amberlea: when it won't, we'll be happy to ship your every spy need right to your door, or the door next door, or
7:14:29 PM: amberlea: the door at the seedy motel where you might be on stakeout. We're the sole spy supplier for intrepid
7:14:42 PM: amberlea: reporter Lois Lane, as reported in "Master of Disguise," by BJ. No disguise too big or too small for us
7:14:49 PM: amberlea: at Spies R Us!
7:14:58 PM: amberlea: Are you an alien life form looking for an Earth place to settle down? Let Century 22 Realty be your
7:15:06 PM: amberlea: planetary real estate guide. Specializing in quiet suburban covert bases of operation, we have
7:15:14 PM: amberlea: experience in every segment of the market. Whether your aim is to coexist peacefully or take over the
7:15:22 PM: amberlea: world, make sure Century 22 is your first call!
7:13:07 PM: folc21: congrats again! That's one great story =)
7:13:21 PM: Classicalla: ROFLOL
7:13:24 PM: Raconteur: thanks, guys. It was a lot of fun to write.
7:14:08 PM: Classicalla: LOL at the commercial. =)
7:14:25 PM: Iolanthe: doors again!
7:14:26 PM: sister_suze: I hate when I betray a secret and then the relationship becomes dysfunctional
7:14:39 PM: ChiefPam: seedy motel, hah
7:15:01 PM: KarenT: heh
7:15:02 PM: KathyB91: Gotta love Marlin, LOL
7:15:12 PM: sister_suze: Brenda, you already know my feelings on MoD. :P
7:15:16 PM: hachiban1: Aren't seedy motels kind of canon for L&C?
7:15:24 PM: Iolanthe: LOL
7:15:26 PM: sister_suze: if they aren't, they should be
7:15:35 PM: ChiefPam: lol
7:15:49 PM: Classicalla: Hurry, hurry, all. Get back to your seats. Get comfortable with your coffee, Coca-Cola, or whatever else you might be drinking... You don't want to miss a thing.
7:16:07 PM: Classicalla: See what happens when you get to be emcee? You get to change clothes a lot.
7:16:18 PM: Classicalla twirls around in my beautiful red low cut dress that shows off my... ughh... what was I saying? That time I wasn't dreaming. Uhhh... Oh, dear, I'm blushing. I've put my foot in my mouth again. I'm good for that. Ummm.... so, okay.
7:16:35 PM: Classicalla: Next up we have IolantheAlias presenting the Best Episode Adaptation.
7:16:40 PM: Classicalla: Iolanthe...
7:16:47 PM: Iolanthe: I'm here
7:16:56 PM: Iolanthe: OK, I'll start:
7:17:18 PM: Iolanthe: Episode Adaptataion: who among us hasn't wondered "What if?"
7:17:41 PM: Iolanthe: And, for the category of Best Episode Adaptation, here are the candidates, presented in alphabetical order by title.
7:18:07 PM: Iolanthe: Our first nominee is the "Door Slams" trilogy by Bobbart, consisting of "After a Door Slams", "The Morning After a Door Slams", and "The Evening After a Door Slams".
7:18:58 PM: Iolanthe: Bob has taken Lois and Clark's first date in "Lucky Leon" where Lois slams the door (what else?) on Clark at the end of the date.
7:19:13 PM: Iolanthe: But in Bob's adaptation, Clark doesn't walk away passively. He decides to fight for Lois. He goes and talks to her, and after some very emotional moments, they admit their feelings for each other.
7:19:38 PM: Iolanthe: But, in the second part of the trilogy, Lois is horrified when Superman shows his feelings for her and she realizes that she still has feelings for Superman. How can I do this, she asks herself, when I've just told Clark that I love him?
7:19:57 PM: Iolanthe: And, in the third story of the trilogy, the big revelation occurs, and our favorite couple have to deal with it. Bob puts in angst, drama, and.. Dare I mention that all ends happily?
7:20:21 PM: Iolanthe: Our second nominee is "The Buddy System" by Sue S. In this adaptation of "Fly Hard", the terrorist leader handcuffs Lois to Clark and announces that from now on, they're on the buddy system. If one of them tries something, their buddy will be shot.
7:20:57 PM: Iolanthe: Lois and Clark get locked together in a supply closet ö the close quarters allow for some private, and serious, conversation, with Sue providing the trademark snappy L&C banter. Plus, an almost-kiss!
7:21:36 PM: Iolanthe: (At least at the start. The kiss is interrupted by terrorists, by Lois almost getting shot, and by a big revelation.)
7:22:17 PM: Iolanthe: And you know what? Clark and Lois never *do* get their kiss in this fic! But a lot of other stuff happens!
7:22:42 PM: Iolanthe: Our third nominee is M.L. Thompson's "If At First You Don't Succeed", based on the episode "I'm Looking Through You." Clark is the only one who notices that the world is going through the same four days over and over.and over. and over. and over.
7:23:25 PM: Iolanthe: Who could be doing this? How can Clark stop it? And how can he ever have a relationship with Lois when, no matter what he does, time cycles back to four days earlier, and Lois forgets everything they did? What would *you* do if there were no consequences, no penalties?
7:24:27 PM: Iolanthe: I don't want to spoil this one totally, so let me just say that Clark and Lois figure it out, stop the bad guy (hint: you have to get him to say his name backwards), and save the day once again. Plus, there are hints that the revelation may be coming a little earlier than in show canon. Lois might have some underlying memory of all those days she repeated. and she's found out that Clark Kent has some hidden depths.
7:25:28 PM: Iolanthe: Our next nominee is "That Ole Revelation of Mine" by BrenRen. Based on "That Old Gang Of Mine", Henderson points out to Lois that there should have been a lot of blood. Why, if Clark was shot three times in the chest, was there no blood?
7:26:13 PM: Iolanthe: Lois figures it out, of course, and calls Martha: "Just tell him he'd better get his shiny red butt over here, or I swear to God, I will never speak to him again."
7:26:49 PM: Iolanthe: After the anger, Lois finds that she has to acknowledge her feelings. A little Clark-groveling later, and our favorite couple... well, things are looking a lot better for their relationship. Smooching!
7:27:22 PM: Iolanthe: Our next nominee is also based on the episode "That Old Gang Of Mine" -- it's "TOGOM For 2009" by Tank Wilson.
7:28:20 PM: Iolanthe: Tank doesn't give our heroes an easy answer -- in this fic, it's been 15 years since Clark Kent was "killed" in front of everyone. Clark has been stuck in Superman's identity since then, and he can't commit to Lois. So they see each other infrequently, and miss each other.
7:29:29 PM: Iolanthe: Lois still works for the Daily Planet, but Jimmy has been killed (which seems to happen quite frequently in Tank fics J), and Perry has passed away. Clark "died" years ago, so there's really nothing keeping Lois there.
7:30:30 PM: Iolanthe: Then Superman gets a load of kryptonite buckshot. He might never be super again.
7:30:46 PM: Iolanthe: What can they do now? Well, maybe go off and live together? And Lois has to get a haircut. (Strange how that seems to happen quite often in Tank fics, too! J )
7:32:16 PM: Iolanthe: Our final nominee is "A World Without Superman" by Dandello. It starts out as an adaptation of "All Shook Up", but goes on to involve, or make reference to, most of the episodes in the first season. It turns out that the Nightfall Asteroid was laced with Kryptonite - not good for our Clark!
7:32:57 PM: Iolanthe: Well, this lengthy and meaty fic has moments too numerous to mention. Let's just say that, although Superman is missing, Clark Kent is still there, and somehow things work out fine during Season One, even sans superpowers.
7:33:48 PM: Iolanthe: Henderson makes an appearance, and he turns out to have unexpected abilities and associates!
7:34:20 PM: Iolanthe: I wish I could say more, but this complex fic defies easy characterization. I will say ö Don't miss it.
7:34:47 PM: Iolanthe: And...(drum roll)....May I have the envelope, please?.... Our winner is...(rips envelope)...
7:35:13 PM: Iolanthe: "If At First You Don't Succeed" by ML Thompson!
7:16:00 PM: BJ_: lol
7:16:06 PM: folc21: rofl great commercials!
7:16:12 PM: sister_suze: drinking! That's what I'm missing! I should be drinking!
7:16:14 PM: KarenT: hehe
7:16:17 PM: Corrina: Go Iolanthe!
7:16:24 PM: ChiefPam: ooh, yeah, drinking...
7:16:25 PM: lurker2001: Testing 123
7:16:33 PM: ChiefPam: maybe I should wait 'til after I do my presentation
7:16:38 PM: KarenT: I'm afraid to get up to get a drink. I get up, baby wakes. Baby wakes, I need to find a new distraction for him
7:16:44 PM: BJ_: Sue, I think someone mentioned some kind of pink drink
7:16:45 PM: sister_suze: no, no - it's more fun if you're tipsy first
7:17:07 PM: KarenT shall wait for hubby to get home
7:17:07 PM: folc21: here we go again :)
7:17:20 PM: KathyB91: when does he goet home, Karen?
7:17:30 PM: KarenT: hopefully soon. He got of work 17 minutes ago
7:17:32 PM: Classicalla: Pinktini.
7:17:39 PM: sister_suze: there would be hardly any stories if we didn't wonder "what if". <g>
7:17:40 PM: KathyB91 refills the punch bowl for the channel. Now no one has to get up. :)
7:17:51 PM: sister_suze: thanks Kathy!
7:17:54 PM: KarenT: yay!
7:17:59 PM: BJ_ dips into the bowl for third glass
7:18:07 PM: BJ_: <hic!>
7:18:09 PM: Classicalla: Is it pink?
7:18:09 PM: KarenT: lol
7:18:19 PM: *Iolanthe* That's the winner?
7:18:19 PM: KathyB91 looks around and pours the rest of the metal flask into the punchbowl. NOW we have a party! :D
7:18:21 PM: sister_suze: by tradition, I think it has to be pink
7:18:23 PM: folc21: The doors again. Good choice!
7:18:31 PM: Classicalla: Hmmphhh...
7:18:32 PM: KarenT: woohoo!
7:18:39 PM: ccmx: umm, is the punch 'augmented' or should I get the champagne???
7:18:47 PM: sister_suze: tastes augmented
7:18:57 PM: KathyB91 whistles. Me, augment?
7:19:03 PM: Raconteur: how about a bellini? that's like punch augmented with champagne
7:19:03 PM: bobbart: All punch should be augmented
7:19:07 PM: Raconteur: mmm...bubbles
7:19:16 PM: KathyB91: It's real and it's spectacular!
7:19:19 PM: KarenT: tiiiiiiney buuuuuubbles. in my puuuuuuuuuunch
7:19:24 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
7:19:24 PM: KarenT: lol
7:19:25 PM: sister_suze: Don Ho!
7:19:32 PM: Raconteur: hee
7:19:41 PM: sister_suze: it makes my nose tickle
7:19:44 PM: KarenT: I think more of military cadences instead of Don Ho for that. Blame my drill sergeants
7:20:32 PM: KathyB91: It ends happily because Bob is awesome. :)
7:20:35 PM: sister_suze: lol - that's a heck of a cadence. Tiny bubbles. In my punch. One. Two. One. Two. One. Two. Three. Four!
7:20:50 PM: bobbart is blushing
7:20:52 PM: BJ_: lol
7:20:52 PM: ChiefPam: loved the Buddy System
7:20:59 PM: sister_suze blushes too
7:21:03 PM: KathyB91: yeah, Buddy System was really well done
7:21:11 PM: folc21: oh yeah I really loved the Buddy System.
7:21:13 PM: sister_suze begins openly weeping
7:21:17 PM: KathyB91: never underestimate the almost kiss!
7:21:23 PM: KarenT: lol, nah
7:21:28 PM: LynnSM: BRB
7:21:33 PM: BJ_: or closets
7:21:41 PM: BJ_: dark closets
7:21:45 PM: BJ_: yum
7:21:48 PM: hachiban1: or handcuffs! Ask Cat!
7:21:50 PM: KarenT: "tiny bubbles / in my beer / makes me happy / and full of cheer" "Tiny bubbles / in my wine / makes me happy / and feeling fine"
7:21:51 PM: BJ_: lol
7:22:06 PM: sister_suze: I'll have something to sing when jogging tonight
7:22:13 PM: KarenT: I can't think of a rhyme for punch, though
7:22:13 PM: KarenT: hehe
7:22:19 PM: sister_suze: lunch?
7:22:22 PM: sister_suze: crunch?
7:22:27 PM: BJ_: bunch
7:22:30 PM: bobbart: Other stuff?
7:22:31 PM: sister_suze: munch?
7:22:37 PM: BJ_: hunch
7:22:55 PM: KarenT: "tiny bubbles / in my punch / it goes so well / with my lunch" there we go!
7:22:56 PM: hachiban1: funch! Lois says!
7:22:59 PM: KarenT: lol
7:23:05 PM: sister_suze: I have entire weeks where I'm sure the world is repeating
7:23:05 PM: ChiefPam: so I ran upstairs for a drink and came back to realize I haven't missed a thing...
7:23:12 PM: sister_suze: lol
7:23:27 PM: BJ_: hey, that's right! Why didn't we get a kiss in "The Buddy System"?
7:23:40 PM: BJ_: I demand a rewrite
7:23:42 PM: BJ_: or another story
7:23:44 PM: sister_suze: not true, Pam! You missed some almost-witty rhyming and Kathy's cadences
7:23:45 PM: BJ_: or two
7:23:52 PM: sister_suze: shyeah
7:23:57 PM: ChiefPam: lol
7:24:09 PM: ChiefPam: I missed almost-witty rhyming? darn it...
7:24:13 PM: BJ_: an epilogue?
7:24:18 PM: ChiefPam: if only I could scroll up... hey, wait...
7:24:22 PM: sister_suze: lol
7:24:27 PM: KarenT: lol
7:24:43 PM: sister_suze: I hope you said that just like Tempus, because that's how I heard it
7:25:01 PM: ChiefPam: I love irony <g>
7:25:08 PM: KathyB91: Everything MLT writes is gold!
7:25:12 PM: sister_suze: YES!
7:25:13 PM: KarenT: yes!
7:25:15 PM: BJ_: speaking of Tempus
7:25:18 PM: ChiefPam: ooh, Tempus!
7:25:23 PM: sister_suze: yeah, that didn't look good
7:25:24 PM: folc21: Tempus is here
7:25:26 PM: KathyB91: LOL, now that's good timing
7:25:29 PM: KarenT: run!
7:25:31 PM: hachiban1: Speak of the devil--
7:25:32 PM: sister_suze: just don't touch the light switch
7:25:47 PM: KathyB91: no, just do'nt answer hte phone ...
7:25:57 PM: KathyB91: That John Doe is a darn nice guy ...
7:25:57 PM: ccmx: Henderson is so smart
7:25:58 PM: sister_suze: or drink the punch...
7:26:03 PM: BJ_: lol
7:26:06 PM: ChiefPam: or go into alleys with strange men
7:26:20 PM: sister_suze: well, let's not be too hasty on the "don'ts" there
7:26:27 PM: KathyB91: especially ones that wear glasses, pull them off and say "How about now?"
7:26:32 PM: ChiefPam: lol, Sue
7:26:33 PM: BJ_: Great quote!
7:26:34 PM: bobbart: That was a great line!
7:26:54 PM: sister_suze: yes - it was a genius line
7:27:04 PM: ChiefPam: yay, smooching!
7:27:09 PM: ChiefPam: yes, great line
7:27:09 PM: folc21: lol
7:27:13 PM: KarenT: ah, I love any mentions of his spandex covered butt going somewhere fast
7:27:19 PM: BJ_: Still love the smoochies best
7:27:35 PM: Classicalla: Loved the shiny red butt line.
7:27:53 PM: folc21: *g*
7:28:04 PM: BJ_: Good story, but methinks that Tank might need some help with his story titles
7:28:12 PM: LynnSM: I'm back.
7:28:18 PM: ChiefPam: ya think? <g>
7:28:18 PM: KathyB91: LOL Brenda
7:28:22 PM: sister_suze: no, that's a great title. :)
7:28:23 PM: KarenT: lol
7:28:24 PM: Classicalla: Me thinks Tank does that on purpose.
7:28:28 PM: DarthMike: nah, never mess with tradition
7:28:33 PM: LynnSM: "Clasicalla, I agree..."Shiny red butt" made me laugh, too.
7:28:35 PM: KathyB91: He's still due his one for 2010
7:28:38 PM: BJ_: We can't let him rest on his laurels
7:28:38 PM: KarenT: it sets it apart from the other TOGOM titles
7:28:43 PM: KarenT: I thought he did his 2010
7:28:50 PM: KathyB91: Did he?
7:28:51 PM: DarthMike: no, he already did 2010
7:28:51 PM: sister_suze: He has months to go before the end of the year
7:28:56 PM: DarthMike: or my memory is really faulty
7:29:01 PM: KathyB91: LOL, did he name is TOGOM for 2010?
7:29:11 PM: KarenT: yep
7:29:15 PM: DarthMike: i think so
7:29:21 PM: ChiefPam: need to be systematic about these things <g>
7:29:21 PM: KarenT: http://www.lcficmbs.com/cgi-bin/boards/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=012219
7:29:46 PM: sister_suze: Jimmy dies in Tank's story? Where was the spoiler alert?
7:29:51 PM: BJ_: 15 years. So sad
7:29:56 PM: Classicalla: Can't wait for the answer. I GE'd two of these so I didn't vote on the category.
7:30:06 PM: Classicalla: At least I don't think I did.
7:30:11 PM: sister_suze: lol Nancy
7:30:20 PM: ccmx: lol
7:30:40 PM: folc21: damn
7:31:12 PM: ccmx: haircut fetish - a tad weird, no?
7:31:20 PM: BJ_: I'd rather have Tank write about a hair cut than to write a Tank ending
7:31:22 PM: sister_suze: no, just Tank. <g>
7:31:24 PM: Classicalla: And Tank endings...
7:31:43 PM: Classicalla: Some tank endings are worse than others.
7:31:46 PM: KarenT: I love how Tank rarely writes Tank endings ;-)
7:31:48 PM: folc21: Oh, Tank endings ;)
7:31:52 PM: KathyB91: Yeah,b ut without Tank ... we wouldn't have Tank Endings.
7:31:55 PM: Classicalla: That one about the fan... Uhh...
7:32:04 PM: KathyB91: some of them are hysterical
7:32:11 PM: ChiefPam: he's the inspiration
7:32:13 PM: KathyB91: and yes, the funniest part is he has written so very few of them
7:32:25 PM: Classicalla: I liked the lava one set in paradise.
7:33:40 PM: ChiefPam: I like the thumbnail sketches of the stories I haven't read yet <g>
7:33:59 PM: Classicalla: That's how I decide whether to read a story or not.
7:34:01 PM: KarenT: huh. I think we have the winner for the longest presentation.. :-D
7:34:09 PM: Classicalla: I liked your poll on the archive, Pam.
7:34:13 PM: ChiefPam: lol Karen, I was just thinking that
7:34:16 PM: sister_suze: lol - but she was gratifyingly thorough!
7:34:19 PM: folc21: there should be kerths for that too :)
7:34:27 PM: ChiefPam: thanks, Nancy
7:34:31 PM: ChiefPam: This is why we do alt-Kerths
7:34:37 PM: KarenT: yeah
7:34:49 PM: BJ_: It's great for the reminder. I re-read many of the Kerth nominees, but not all
7:35:07 PM: KarenT: I think it's a 20 minute speech!
7:35:13 PM: hachiban1: The envelope can't be that tough.
7:35:19 PM: sister_suze: Congrats MLT!
7:35:20 PM: BJ_: Yay, ML!
7:35:20 PM: hachiban1: Ah!
7:35:21 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Episode Adaptation: If At First You Don't Succeed by ML Thompson!
7:35:28 PM: Classicalla: Thank you, Iolanthe, and congratulations MLT!
7:35:53 PM: Classicalla: Is she here?
7:36:00 PM: Classicalla: Shall someone accept for her if not?
7:36:13 PM: Classicalla: I was just getting ready to suggest Carol!
7:36:15 PM: ccmx: hi
7:36:28 PM: ccmx: whew - got in
7:36:44 PM: ccmx: ML will be thrilled by this:)
7:37:01 PM: ccmx: she labours over her fics, worrying the details
7:37:51 PM: ccmx: anyway, she asked me to thank her betas and so I am - Gerry keeps her line - plotholes, grammar and ,.. ost importanly - punctuation!
7:38:41 PM: ccmx: and thank you to everyone who'ssupported her fics ! yea!!
7:35:22 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, ML!!!!
7:35:25 PM: alishak: congratulations MLT
7:35:25 PM: KarenT: congrats, ML!
7:35:26 PM: bobbart: Congratulations ML!
7:35:28 PM: hachiban1: Congrats, ML!
7:35:28 PM: folc21: Congrats ML!!!!!!!!!
7:35:31 PM: DarthMike claps
7:35:32 PM: Corrina: Yay! ML!!
7:35:40 PM: UltraW: Yay, ML!
7:35:47 PM: sister_suze: Very well deserved. :D
7:35:52 PM: KathyB91: Yay, ML! Congrats!
7:35:54 PM: LynnSM: Congrats. Congrats. Congrats. (Oops..I was just stuck in a one second time loop there...)
7:35:57 PM: KathyB91: A great story!
7:36:00 PM: ccmx: ML asked me to accept for her
7:36:02 PM: KathyB91: LOL Lynn
7:36:02 PM: LynnSM: Wya to go, ML!
7:36:19 PM: LynnSM: BRB
7:36:24 PM: ChiefPam: lol
7:36:35 PM: Raconteur: way to go, ML!
7:36:46 PM: Corrina: Nice presentation, Io
7:36:52 PM: Iolanthe: Thanks
7:36:53 PM: bobbart: Nice presentation Iolanthe. Nice capsules of the stories!
7:36:58 PM: BJ_: Very nicely done
7:37:05 PM: BJ_: Loved the stories
7:37:10 PM: Iolanthe: Forgot to give spoiler warning :(
7:37:22 PM: Iolanthe: MLT wrote a great fic!
7:37:27 PM: folc21: great presentation :)
7:37:27 PM: sister_suze: lol- I was kidding. It's a Tank story. Chances are high Jimmy's gonna die
7:37:41 PM: BJ_: I think it's safe to say that if someone attends the Kerth ceremony, there will be spoilers
7:38:02 PM: Classicalla: But Jimmy just keeps coming back like a bad penny...
7:38:18 PM: folc21: I think most folcs who attend the ceremony have read the fics anyway :)
7:38:19 PM: sister_suze: it's his superpower - that and knowing just when to interrupt
7:38:25 PM: BJ_: Luckily, he looks different each time he comes back
7:38:32 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
7:38:34 PM: folc21: lol
7:38:36 PM: alishak: lol
7:38:38 PM: KarenT: o/~ And Jimmy came back the very next day. Jimmy came back, thought he was a goner... o/~
7:38:43 PM: BJ_: lol
7:38:47 PM: sister_suze: another cadence?
7:38:47 PM: ChiefPam: Noooo!!!!
7:38:48 PM: BJ_: I was humming the same thing
7:38:51 PM: ChiefPam: I hate that song <g>
7:39:02 PM: KarenT: rofl, no, not a cadence. older song. lol
7:39:07 PM: BJ_: I'm glad that ML is still writing.
7:39:11 PM: LaraMoon: isn't that supposed to be a cat song?
7:39:19 PM: KarenT: yeah, it is
7:39:19 PM: Classicalla: Congrats ML
7:39:21 PM: BJ_: I remember when she said she thought she was all out of ideas
7:39:28 PM: BJ_: Lucky for us, that wasn't true
7:39:30 PM: sister_suze: we all think that sometimes :)
7:39:31 PM: Classicalla: And now our dear amberlea will present the Best Drama.
7:39:36 PM: amberlea: The nominees for this year's Best Drama have it all. They are suspenseful and funny, serious and
7:39:46 PM: amberlea: exciting, magic and waffy. But they all give FoLCs a chance to experience one more adventure with
7:39:54 PM: amberlea: our favorite characters. The nominees for Best Drama are as follows:
7:40:05 PM: amberlea: Degrees of Separation by Nan Smith
7:40:14 PM: amberlea: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, as Lois and Clark and
7:40:24 PM: amberlea: the Kent progeny and their friends find themselves foiling the plot of yet another bad guy. Just another day in the life!
7:40:32 PM: amberlea: From the Ruins by Alisha Knight
7:40:42 PM: amberlea: The consequences of finding out and printing The Secret are far-reaching and life-changing, and not just for Clark.
7:40:51 PM: amberlea: If At First You Don't Succeed by ML Thompson
7:40:59 PM: amberlea: Just how many ways can Clark live the same day over and over again? Given enough tries, could he figure out how to get Lois's help and maybe also a date?
7:41:09 PM: amberlea: Master of Disguise by BJ
7:41:18 PM: amberlea: Lex Luthor can't keep Lois Lane down for long. But she's going to need more than a good disguise to turn the tables on Lex. Sounds like a job for...
7:41:25 PM: amberlea: My Wife, The Boss by Jenni Debbage
7:41:35 PM: amberlea: Clark's recovery continues. But there are a lot of obstacles to coming back from the dead, not the least of which involves superpowers. And those bad guys never take a break!
7:41:43 PM: amberlea: A World Without Superman by Dandello
7:41:54 PM: amberlea: Just as there's more to Clark than meets the eye, there's much more to the events occurring in Metropolis than can be seen at first glance.
7:42:00 PM: amberlea: With some help from their friends, can Lois and Clark save the world and maybe Superman too?
7:42:07 PM: amberlea: And the winner is...
7:42:19 PM: amberlea: From the Ruins by Alisha Knight!
7:39:36 PM: hachiban1: I think all writers go thru that.
7:39:43 PM: DarthMike points to recent question on sororities
7:39:46 PM: DarthMike: by mlt
7:39:50 PM: sister_suze: exactly!
7:39:59 PM: Classicalla: I keep coming up with ideas - now if I could only find the time...
7:40:16 PM: KarenT: I get ideas, but lack the skill to put them to words sometimes
7:40:20 PM: Iolanthe: Love Nan's nextgen where L&C have 7 kids!
7:40:21 PM: KarenT: I consider myself a muse
7:40:24 PM: LaraMoon: (and when we're terribly unlucky. all ours ideas have to do with Batman)
7:40:25 PM: KarenT strikes a pose
7:40:46 PM: LaraMoon cannot type, apparently
7:40:46 PM: Classicalla: I love next gen stories.
7:40:47 PM: sister_suze: I wouldn't say that's unlucky. Mmm - Batman.
7:40:57 PM: ChiefPam: I love Nan stories
7:41:05 PM: Classicalla: Me, too. Me, too.
7:41:12 PM: folc21: same goes for me
7:41:15 PM: cookiesmom: I love next gen stories because I love revelations, and with 7 kids you get 7 revelations.
7:41:26 PM: LaraMoon: lol
7:41:27 PM: ChiefPam: oh, at least
7:41:47 PM: DarthMike: sorry guys, my lids are falling shut so I'm calling it a night :/
7:41:56 PM: KathyB91: night Michael!
7:41:57 PM: sister_suze: awww Michael :(
7:41:58 PM: Corrina: bye Michael
7:41:58 PM: ChiefPam: night, Mike
7:42:03 PM: LaraMoon: bye Michael!
7:42:04 PM: sister_suze: it was nice "seeing" you :)
7:42:12 PM: KarenT: g'night, Michael!
7:42:17 PM: BJ_: Dang, that was a quick exit
7:42:18 PM: folc21: omg so many great stories!
7:42:59 PM: alishak is literally speechless
7:43:05 PM: Classicalla: Alisha is blushing...
7:43:16 PM: alishak: Wow!
7:43:40 PM: alishak: I don't know what to say
7:43:58 PM: alishak: Thanks to Carol for being my BR
7:44:06 PM: alishak: even though she couldn't make it
7:44:37 PM: alishak: I've never given an acceptance speech before
7:44:45 PM: alishak: um...
7:45:03 PM: alishak: Thanks everyone who nominated the fic and voted for it
7:45:13 PM: alishak: and I'm going to run away and hide now!
7:45:32 PM: alishak scurries off stage and nearly trips over
7:45:48 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Alisha!
7:42:24 PM: Iolanthe: Congrats!
7:42:27 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Alisha!
7:42:29 PM: hachiban1: Congrats Alisha!
7:42:31 PM: BJ_: Congrats!
7:42:31 PM: folc21: Congrats Alisha!
7:42:32 PM: Corrina: yay! Alisha!
7:42:36 PM: cookiesmom: Yay, Alisha!
7:42:38 PM: RonaVi: Congrats!
7:42:39 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, Alisha!!!!!
7:42:39 PM: ChiefPam: excellent story
7:42:43 PM: Classicalla: Congrats!!!
7:42:45 PM: bobbart: Congrats, Alisha!
7:42:46 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Drama: From the Ruins by Alisha Knight!
7:43:12 PM: cookiesmom: Speech, speech!
7:43:15 PM: sister_suze: aww - she looks so cute when she blushes!
7:43:17 PM: LynnSM: I'm back, just in time to see Alisha's win. Congratulations!
7:43:19 PM: BJ_: Great angst in that story
7:43:41 PM: LynnSM: I think that was the most memorable story of all. Certainyl the most powerful.
7:44:01 PM: ChiefPam: yes, very powerful
7:44:26 PM: Raconteur: congrats, Alisha!
7:44:44 PM: KathyB91: Congrats, Alisha. :)
7:44:46 PM: ChiefPam: you're doing just fine, A
7:44:47 PM: sister_suze: you're doing fine!
7:44:55 PM: cookiesmom: Just don't drop the award!
7:44:58 PM: BJ_: lol
7:45:17 PM: KarenT: lol
7:45:21 PM: folc21: DON'T!!!
7:45:22 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
7:45:24 PM: sister_suze: lol Alisha
7:45:32 PM: ChiefPam: no, you have to write more!
7:45:36 PM: Classicalla: Don't hide! You have to present!
7:45:36 PM: LaraMoon: aww! congrats Alisha!
7:45:37 PM: ChiefPam: but maybe you could wait til tomorrow
7:45:42 PM: BJ_: Many, many more stories
7:45:59 PM: Classicalla: Pam Jernigan will now present the Best Relationship Story. Pam...
7:46:31 PM: ChiefPam: Thank you, Nancy, K-Com, and my fellow FOLCs.
7:46:42 PM: ChiefPam: I'm honored to be able to present the award for Best Relationship Story. Technically, of course, every story with any character interaction at all is a "relationship" but we're talking about the good stuff here.
7:46:57 PM: ChiefPam: I mean, we have authors who are capable of writing intricate and amazing A-plots, but for me, anyway, the real attraction is the B-plot. The relationship.
7:47:12 PM: ChiefPam: This category was started to recognize stories that may not have much of an A-plot, but are deliciously chock-full of B-plot. That B-plot can be almost anything, though.
7:47:26 PM: ChiefPam: Maybe it's involuntary universe-hopping, body-swapping, space travel gone wrong, or two strangers encountering industrial-strength pheremones. Maybe it's a new twist on an episode, or an attempt to recover from an epic mistake. FOLCs are endlessly creative.
7:47:46 PM: ChiefPam: But the point is, the story is all about Lois & Clark's interactions, their emotions. The love, the angst, the joy, and the pain. For a while, we can immerse ourselves in their hearts, suffer their trials, and share in their triumphs.
7:47:58 PM: ChiefPam: Which, I don't know about you, is the main reason I joined this fandom, and the main reason I've stayed all these years.
7:48:19 PM: ChiefPam: We had a banner year, this year, and ended up with *seven* nominees in this category. I don't have any idea how anyone decided to vote on this, because they're all excellent.
7:48:39 PM: ChiefPam: I've had a wonderful time this week reading/re-reading these stories. My husband and kids aren't quite so happy, but I had a wonderful time. :)
7:48:50 PM: ChiefPam: The nominees for "Best Relationship Story" are:
7:48:58 PM: ChiefPam: Awaken My Heart, by Female Hawk.
7:49:06 PM: ChiefPam: Falling Slowly, by Carol M
7:49:15 PM: ChiefPam: Feeling Christmas, by BJ
7:49:27 PM: ChiefPam: Foreshadowing, by Happy Girl
7:49:35 PM: ChiefPam: From the Ruins, by Alisha Knight
7:49:46 PM: ChiefPam: Ricochet, by Sue S
7:49:51 PM: ChiefPam: and, last but not least,
7:49:59 PM: ChiefPam: Shaken Not Stirred, by Carol M.
7:50:32 PM: ChiefPam: I'd like to announce a seven-way tie :)
7:50:39 PM: ChiefPam: I'd like to, but I doubt I'll be able to <g> So let's find out which awesome story got one more vote than all the rest...
7:50:53 PM: ChiefPam: By the way, I have to thank the organizers for pulling this ceremony together in less than a week. And for letting me be part of it. K-Com, you totally rock.
7:51:01 PM: ChiefPam: So... the winner of the Best Relationship Story is...
7:51:18 PM: ChiefPam: Awaken My Heart - Female Hawk
7:45:50 PM: alishak: it is tomorrow for me
7:45:59 PM: BJ_: Heh. In some places, it already *is* tomorrow
7:46:01 PM: sister_suze: how does tomorrow look?
7:46:03 PM: folc21: congrats again :) Love this story
7:46:10 PM: sister_suze: will it be nice weather?
7:46:12 PM: hachiban1: Keep it in your closet the way Lois does. With glass case and lighting.
7:46:15 PM: Corrina: tomorrow looks goo
7:46:18 PM: Corrina: that's good
7:46:28 PM: alishak: tomorrow is very dark :D
7:46:32 PM: BJ_: lol
7:46:34 PM: sister_suze: oh dear :)
7:46:35 PM: folc21: Relationship story. I'm starting to sweat!
7:46:47 PM: Olympe needs to turn in
7:46:51 PM: ccmx: Pam's a really appropriate presenter for this cat - she's a great relationship writer
7:46:54 PM: sister_suze: mmm - "the good stuff"
7:46:57 PM: alishak: Might be lighter when the sun comes up
7:46:58 PM: LaraMoon: bye Olympe!
7:47:06 PM: sister_suze: g'night Mellie
7:47:06 PM: BJ_: g'night, Olympe
7:47:07 PM: Olympe needs to turn in1
7:47:09 PM: Classicalla: Night, Mellie.
7:47:15 PM: alishak: night
7:47:16 PM: Classicalla: I love Pam's presidential stories.
7:48:00 PM: ccmx: Pam was one of the first writers I read
7:48:04 PM: sister_suze: amen, Pam
7:48:06 PM: hachiban1: Wish she'd write another one.
7:48:06 PM: Iolanthe: me too
7:48:24 PM: BJ_: Sign my nic to the petition
7:48:27 PM: sister_suze: seven way tie!
7:48:33 PM: LaraMoon: lol
7:48:35 PM: folc21: *sigh* great speach!
7:48:41 PM: ccmx: yes, a nice longish one :)
7:48:51 PM: BJ_: lol
7:48:57 PM: ccmx: I meant a possible PAm-fic
7:49:58 PM: Classicalla: Yes, Pam was one of the 1st I read, too.
7:50:09 PM: folc21: please let there be a seven way tie!!!!
7:50:10 PM: KathyB91: A strong field, to be sure
7:50:10 PM: Iolanthe: Tough competetition in this category!
7:50:16 PM: BJ_: very good stories
7:50:21 PM: hachiban1: Well?
7:50:27 PM: KarenT: I wish Pam would write K!
7:50:32 PM: KarenT: nag nag nag
7:50:37 PM: KathyB91: heh
7:50:37 PM: BJ_: Yay!
7:50:38 PM: hachiban1: lol
7:50:38 PM: sister_suze: we could start a petition :)
7:50:39 PM: LaraMoon: lol
7:50:39 PM: KarenT: rofl
7:50:40 PM: sister_suze: lol!
7:50:47 PM: folc21: pity!
7:50:48 PM: alishak: lol
7:51:05 PM: sister_suze: ditto Pam
7:51:12 PM: KarenT: nice try, Pam ;-)
7:51:14 PM: KathyB91: Yay for the KCom
7:51:17 PM: folc21: come on I'm dying
7:51:27 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Female Hawk!!!
7:51:34 PM: ChiefPam: Congrats, Female Hawk, it was a fabulous story!
7:51:43 PM: Corrina: Ahh ... thanks
7:52:04 PM: Corrina: Thanks to my wonderful BR Iolanthe
7:52:09 PM: Corrina: You rock, girl
7:52:39 PM: Corrina: And also to my hubby who never once said 'Are you STILL writing that story?'
7:52:55 PM: Corrina: And also my kids - Robyn, Jim, Tom, Zach and Dan
7:53:02 PM: ChiefPam: yay, Corrina's hubby!
7:53:31 PM: Corrina: And to all you wonderful readers who gave me such amazing encouragement and FDK - THANK YOU!!!
7:54:13 PM: Classicalla: And thank you, Corrina for such a great story.
7:54:24 PM: Classicalla: And now, we'll be back right after these messages.
7:51:22 PM: KathyB91: YES!!!!!
7:51:24 PM: sister_suze: Wooo!
7:51:25 PM: BJ_: Congrats, Corrina!
7:51:25 PM: LynnSM: Yay Corrina!
7:51:27 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Relationship: Awaken My Heart by Female Hawk!
7:51:28 PM: LynnSM: Congratulations!
7:51:29 PM: folc21: YES!!! Congrats Corrina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:51:30 PM: RonaVi: Congrats!!
7:51:31 PM: bobbart: Yea, Corrina!!!
7:51:31 PM: alishak: well done corrina
7:51:31 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Corrina!
7:51:35 PM: hachiban1: Yay Corrina!
7:51:35 PM: cookiesmom: Congratulations!
7:51:35 PM: Iolanthe: It was an awesome fic.
7:51:39 PM: KarenT: congrats, Corrina!
7:51:42 PM: folc21: I'm jumping at the ceiling :)))))))))
7:51:44 PM: KathyB91: Corrina, very well deserved! Love, love, love that story :D
7:51:47 PM: Classicalla: Corrina, Corrina!
7:51:51 PM: ccmx: congrats, Female Hawk!
7:52:06 PM: sister_suze: that was worth staying up for, now wasn't it? ;)
7:52:09 PM: Classicalla: Pam, we've all decided that you need to write a story for us!
7:52:13 PM: Iolanthe: thanks
7:52:22 PM: Classicalla: I'm sure Corrina would love that!
7:52:24 PM: sister_suze: yes, we voted and the motion passed
7:52:26 PM: ChiefPam: thanks, Nancy <g>
7:52:30 PM: KathyB91: I don't htink Corrina stayed up as much as got up early today, right?
7:52:43 PM: BJ_: lol
7:52:45 PM: sister_suze: lol
7:52:51 PM: BJ_: That comment sounds familiar
7:52:53 PM: Classicalla: Where is she?
7:52:54 PM: KathyB91: LOL, we've all been there!
7:52:58 PM: KarenT: lol
7:53:13 PM: KathyB91: Corrina is Australian
7:53:19 PM: KathyB91: I'm pretty sure ...
7:53:26 PM: Iolanthe: Yep
7:53:27 PM: sister_suze: now you can show them your shiny new Kerth and they'll understand and agree that it was all worth it.
7:53:27 PM: ChiefPam: so her hubby would be Male Hawk, right?
7:53:28 PM: Classicalla: Ah. Would love to visit there.
7:53:28 PM: KathyB91: Thus her current story
7:53:39 PM: KathyB91: Pam, they mate for life!
7:53:40 PM: KarenT: yeah, she is
7:53:54 PM: ChiefPam: My husband thinks I should have won tonight <g> But he hasn't read the other stories
7:54:00 PM: ChiefPam: then again, he hasn't read mine, either <g>
7:54:04 PM: sister_suze: lol Pam
7:54:07 PM: hachiban1: lol
7:54:08 PM: Iolanthe: heh heh
7:54:08 PM: cookiesmom: lol
7:54:08 PM: folc21: *gg*
7:54:16 PM: BJ_: <bg>
7:54:19 PM: KarenT: lol
7:54:31 PM: amberlea: Sometimes life throws you a curve ball. When that happens, you need a support group that
7:54:40 PM: amberlea: understands. At Metropolis Counseling Center, we have professionals that specialize in helping you
7:54:49 PM: amberlea: make it through those times in life when a serial bomber is targeting you. Or when you've been
7:54:59 PM: amberlea: missing from your life and are trying to fit back in. Or when you experience a role reversal with your
7:55:08 PM: amberlea: spouse. Let us help you get through those rough times in life. Paid commercial sponsored by "My
7:55:15 PM: amberlea: Wife the Boss" by Jenni Debbage.
7:55:24 PM: amberlea: Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries
7:55:33 PM: amberlea: sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you wanna go...where everybody
7:55:46 PM: amberlea: knows your name. And they're always glad you came. Your favorite barstool will always be open at
7:55:54 PM: amberlea: the #loisclark channel. Located in your friendly Undernet neighborhood, at the corner of Carter and
7:56:02 PM: amberlea: Clinton Avenues. And there are usually cookies by the ficus!
7:56:10 PM: amberlea: Run, don't walk, to your favorite music store this Tuesday! The highly anticipated new release from
7:56:19 PM: amberlea: up-and-coming all girl band, the Mountaintops, drops Tuesday. This is one band that you do not want
7:56:27 PM: amberlea: to miss! Distributed by "Play Some Mountain Music" Records and produced by Terry Leatherwood,
7:56:36 PM: amberlea: the Mountaintops' newest release is destined to be an instant classic.
7:54:37 PM: KathyB91: Yeha, my husband never read any of mine, either ... but he definitely would sympathize with the "are you still writing???" thing <G>
7:54:52 PM: Classicalla: Isn't that an awesome thing?
7:54:58 PM: Classicalla: Birds mating for life?
7:55:06 PM: KarenT: I don't think my husband's read any of mine. Maybe the one I wrote for my brother, which I showed to both brothers
7:55:09 PM: KarenT: maybe
7:55:30 PM: BJ_: Cute commercial
7:55:42 PM: bobbart: Wow. Husbands don't read your stories? Beverly has the first read on all mine. She insists on it.
7:55:53 PM: KarenT: Cheers!
7:56:01 PM: KarenT: lol
7:56:05 PM: Corrina: Wow! Thanks guys!
7:56:18 PM: BJ_: Ah, Bob. You are so lucky to have a spouse that understands the obsession ... er, the need to write creative LnC stories
7:56:20 PM: KarenT: the ficus is only half-dead, ya know
7:56:25 PM: KathyB91: yeah, what Brenda said
7:56:27 PM: ccmx: nope. my husband has never read any of my fics
7:56:32 PM: Classicalla: Ficus, ficus! My ficus is proudly fake.
7:59:39 PM: Classicalla trips again
7:59:49 PM: Classicalla got so upset over who I just saw that I got confused and dressed up like Batman then had to throw a tux on over the costume. I don't think I look so good in a tux. I look better in the Batman costume.
8:00:10 PM: Classicalla pulls open the shirt and reveals a Batman logo
8:00:18 PM: Classicalla trips over my tongue now.
8:00:27 PM: Classicalla gives the next presenter dubious looks.
8:00:34 PM: Classicalla: Just how did you get invited here? Well... since you're here, I guess you might as well present an award. You are probably responsible for some of these next stories. The next category is for Best Alternate Universe / Elseworlds / Next Generation. Tempus...
8:00:41 PM: Tempus stomps onto the stage, looking very annoyed.
8:00:48 PM: Tempus: Right, so I'm sure none of you wanted to see me here tonight. Well, I'll let you in on a little secret...
8:00:53 PM: Tempus: I don't want to be here either!
8:00:54 PM: KarenT mutters about tongue drool and cleans up
8:01:07 PM: Tempus: I was doing just fine, right where I was, in my own little alternate universe, minding my own business, robbing the rich and giving to the...well, keeping it all for me, of course.
8:01:19 PM: Tempus: Herb could have left me there. But nooooooooooooooo. He couldn't leave well enough alone.
8:01:26 PM: Tempus: Of course not. Said I hadn't done any of the community service I'd been sentenced to.
8:01:36 PM: Tempus: Pfft! That was a hundred years ago! Stupid Herb and his time machine.
8:01:45 PM: Tempus: Anyway, since I'm stuck here until I do this, let's... and then I can leave this god forsaken time period.
8:01:54 PM: Tempus: The nominees for Best Alternate Universe/Elseworlds/Next Generation are:
8:02:01 PM: Tempus: Awaken My Heart, by Female Hawk
8:02:07 PM: Tempus: Backwards/ Backwards II, by Carol M
8:02:13 PM: Tempus: Family Man, by Stopquitdont
8:02:18 PM: Tempus: Master of Disguise, by BJ
8:02:23 PM: Tempus: My Wife the Boss, by Jenni Debbage
8:02:28 PM: Tempus: Play Some Mountain Music, by Terry Leatherwood
8:02:35 PM: Tempus: And the winner is...
8:02:40 PM: Tempus: ...well, me, of course!
8:02:50 PM: Tempus laughs evilly
8:02:51 PM: KarenT ahems
8:03:03 PM: Tempus: Oh, all right! The winner is:
8:03:12 PM: KarenT: Tempus, I can suggest that Herb take you to meet the dinosaurs...
8:03:17 PM: Tempus: hey!
8:03:18 PM: Classicalla: * me rolls my eyes.
8:03:30 PM: Tempus: all right, fine, then. I won't tell you
8:03:44 PM: Tempus: I'll just go back to my own time.
8:04:01 PM: Tempus: meh... this isn't worth the trouble.
8:04:07 PM: Tempus: The winner is: Awaken My Heart, by Female Hawk
7:56:49 PM: BJ_: The award is well deserved, Corrina
7:57:05 PM: KathyB91 polishes up the Carter and Clinton street signs on the corner
7:57:23 PM: RonaVi: No way has my husband read mine (although I've only written 2). I'm just happy that he doesn't give me a hard time for reading fanfic all the time.
7:57:29 PM: Classicalla: Remember to water the ficus.
7:57:33 PM: Raconteur: way to go, Corrina!
7:57:51 PM: BJ_: even the steam from the shower is enough to keep the ficus going for another day
7:57:53 PM: KathyB91 pours a cup of punch onto the ficus ... and watches it perk right up!
7:57:54 PM: folc21: yeah WAY TO GO!!! =)
7:58:02 PM: KarenT: oh, the ficus gets watered regularly! and coffee'd, and soda'd...
7:58:13 PM: KathyB91: hmm, though now the ficus is swaying and slurring a bit ...
7:58:19 PM: BJ_: Great ads, Amber
7:58:24 PM: hachiban1: Isn't that how Lois kills her plants?
7:58:25 PM: cookiesmom: but does it get sunshine?
7:58:26 PM: KarenT: great job, amber!
7:58:30 PM: ccmx: amberlea, good stuff
7:58:39 PM: ChiefPam: It gets the shine of our presence <g>
7:58:40 PM: Classicalla: Hey, somebody stole my ficus! It's disappeared.
7:58:45 PM: KarenT: it gets the sunshine of great conversation and friendship!
7:58:45 PM: KathyB91: LOL pam, there you go
7:58:49 PM: Classicalla: No, really. I can't find it!
7:58:50 PM: BJ_: check the ceiling
7:58:51 PM: amberlea: thanks!
7:58:58 PM: LaraMoon: *cough* Nancy?
7:59:00 PM: KarenT: and now I'm getting "You are my sunshine" in head.. been singing it to Kelen
7:59:13 PM: BJ_: aww
7:59:25 PM: KathyB91: LOL Karen. That's the song my mom used to sing us and we always sang to our kids when they were little.
7:59:27 PM: ChiefPam: you deserve it, after the cat song...
7:59:33 PM: KarenT: hehe
7:59:37 PM: amberlea: what, no one is singing the cheers theme?
7:59:48 PM: amberlea: after I went to all the work of looking up the right lyrics? ;)
7:59:48 PM: BJ_: I was, but didn't want to admit it
7:59:50 PM: KarenT: I earworm myself all the time. I'll just think of.. The Cheers theme!
7:59:50 PM: KathyB91: we're singing the #loisclark theme
7:59:52 PM: BJ_ blushes
8:00:07 PM: folc21: way to go Kathy!
8:00:22 PM: amberlea: is that the ficus song?
8:00:26 PM: BJ_: lol, Nancy
8:00:26 PM: ChiefPam: lol, Nancy, classic image
8:00:31 PM: hachiban1: Lol
8:00:32 PM: Meadowlark: Am I the only one wondering if Tempus has taken over the awards?
8:00:46 PM: LynnSM: Anyone here remember the old, very short-lived, show Quark?
8:00:49 PM: sister_suze: he always looks annoyed
8:00:55 PM: ChiefPam: oh, this is gonna be good <g>
8:00:55 PM: sister_suze: it's what makes him so fun
8:00:57 PM: LynnSM: Any time I hear "ficus," I think of it...
8:01:05 PM: KarenT: why oh why am I always the one left cleaning up?
8:01:16 PM: sister_suze: lol Tempus
8:01:25 PM: folc21: The alt-stories are coming up. My favourite!
8:01:28 PM: ChiefPam: lol
8:01:35 PM: Iolanthe: I love alt worlds
8:01:36 PM: LynnSM: LOL!
8:01:42 PM: Classicalla: I love these, too. I love all the new takes on LnC.
8:01:50 PM: KarenT: oh yeah
8:01:51 PM: Iolanthe: Great presentation!
8:02:11 PM: ChiefPam: Is presenting the award a form of community service? <g>
8:02:18 PM: BJ_: lol
8:02:19 PM: Corrina: LOL
8:02:20 PM: BJ_: mabye
8:02:22 PM: KarenT: for Tempus it is. lol
8:02:29 PM: sister_suze: lol Karen
8:02:32 PM: cookiesmom: he could also clean up after the ficus
8:02:35 PM: ChiefPam: well, in this community, anyway
8:02:39 PM: KarenT: we're servicing the folc community!
8:02:44 PM: BJ_: lol
8:02:45 PM: sister_suze: heh
8:02:49 PM: LynnSM: LOL!
8:02:49 PM: ChiefPam: lol
8:02:50 PM: folc21: why doesn't that surprise me?
8:03:25 PM: ChiefPam: you tell him, Karen!
8:03:38 PM: BJ_: the big ones, with sharp, pointy teeth
8:03:38 PM: Raconteur: I don't know if it's service, but it is ironic punishment
8:03:38 PM: Classicalla: Shish... Can't do commands.
8:03:43 PM: KathyB91: LOL That is a perfect Tempus
8:03:44 PM: Raconteur: God, I love irony!
8:04:08 PM: KarenT: I meant, if you don't give the correct answer, you'll see Mr. T-Rex
8:04:11 PM: KarenT smiles sweetly
8:04:14 PM: Classicalla: T Rex is coming...
8:04:27 PM: Tempus disappears.
8:04:28 PM: Classicalla: Congrats again, Corrina!!!!!
8:04:39 PM: Corrina: Wow!
8:05:01 PM: Corrina: Uhm ... can I cut and paste from above :)
8:05:33 PM: Corrina: Actually, I would like to say that my initial reaction when I began reading LnC fanfic was ... whoa! these are great stories!
8:05:52 PM: Corrina: So to win an award in such amazing company stuns me.
8:06:14 PM: Corrina: Thanks so much to every one. I'm so glad you get some enjoyment from my writing.
8:06:49 PM: Corrina: I love writing
8:07:04 PM: Corrina: And when others enjoy it too ... wow, that is just great. THANK YOU
8:04:10 PM: Meadowlark: Where is Herb when we need him?
8:04:12 PM: BJ_: No, wait! Tempus loves to reveal secrets
8:04:12 PM: KathyB91: YAY!!!
8:04:17 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best AU/Elseworlds/Next Gen: Awaken My Heart by Female Hawk!
8:04:17 PM: ChiefPam: YES!!!
8:04:18 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Corrina!
8:04:19 PM: LynnSM: Yay, Corrina!
8:04:23 PM: KarenT: congrats, Corrina!
8:04:23 PM: Raconteur: congrats again, Corrina!
8:04:26 PM: folc21: OH MY GOD!!! Corrina!!!
8:04:27 PM: Iolanthe: Double Kerth! YAY
8:04:30 PM: alishak: well done corrina
8:04:31 PM: cookiesmom: Congrats again!
8:04:36 PM: KathyB91: Congrats Corrina, AGAIN! If any deserves multiple Kerrths, it's this one!
8:04:40 PM: hachiban1: Congratulations Corrina
8:04:46 PM: folc21: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:05:01 PM: ccmx: congrats, Female Hawk
8:05:05 PM: sister_suze: lol
8:05:15 PM: sister_suze: yes, you certainly can
8:05:17 PM: hachiban1: :)
8:05:21 PM: Classicalla: She's speechless!
8:05:23 PM: folc21: lol
8:05:37 PM: bobbart: Congratulations, Corrina. This was an exceptional story!
8:05:42 PM: LynnSM: Back in about ten minutes...I hope the awards are still going on then...
8:05:49 PM: KarenT: should be
8:05:52 PM: sister_suze: oh, they will be
8:05:56 PM: KarenT: we have 3 more categories and a set of commercials
8:06:13 PM: Classicalla: Yes, these stories are great.
8:06:26 PM: Iolanthe: The good thing: Corrina has more fic coming!
8:06:27 PM: BJ_: not a surprise to the gentle readers, though
8:06:32 PM: folc21: And thanks to you for such great stories!
8:06:36 PM: Classicalla: My favorite source of literature.
8:06:40 PM: ChiefPam: yay
8:06:41 PM: sister_suze: lol
8:07:02 PM: BJ_: I tried to wait for "Aussie Rules" to be finished before reading, but couldn't help myself
8:07:07 PM: BJ_: I hate waiting
8:07:35 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations again, Female Hawk. Whew... Thank goodness! Now, we have the most honorable Perry White presenting the award for Best Original / Supporting Character. Mr. White...
8:07:46 PM: PerryWhite: Well, well... Look at all of you, gathered here for these awards. Aw, I'm glad to see you all here, it warms the heart!
8:07:48 PM: Classicalla: Thank goodness that Tempus is gone, that is!
8:08:04 PM: PerryWhite: I'll admit I was a little surprised that they asked me to present this award...
8:08:14 PM: PerryWhite: I told them, you know, like I told Jimmy once, that I was sick of being a supporting character and advancing other people's plots.
8:08:29 PM: PerryWhite: There's no way the Colonel would ever have asked--
8:08:35 PM: PerryWhite: --what? What do you mean I agreed not to--? v
8:08:44 PM: PerryWhite: Oh... very well, then.
8:08:54 PM: PerryWhite puts on his glasses and pulls the envelope from the pocket of his tuxedo jacket.
8:09:04 PM: PerryWhite: The nominees for Best Original/Supporting Character are:
8:09:14 PM: PerryWhite: Allynda Myers & Wyatt from Degrees of Separation, by Nan Smith
8:09:21 PM: PerryWhite: Connie, Shamika & Ramona from Play Some Mountain Music, by Terry Leatherwood
8:09:28 PM: PerryWhite: Bobby Bigmouth from The Freebie, by HappyGirl
8:09:34 PM: PerryWhite: Margaret from The Three Rules, by Scarlett Burns
8:09:41 PM: PerryWhite: Sarah Crawford from Time to Love, Series 1 to 4, by Female Hawk
8:09:53 PM: PerryWhite: And the winner is...
8:10:09 PM: PerryWhite: Well! Great shades of Elvis! The winner is Allynda Myers & Wyatt from Degrees of Separation, by Nan Smith
8:10:31 PM: Classicalla: Nan, take the stage.
8:07:51 PM: BJ_: Hey, I didn't know the Chief would be here
8:07:58 PM: BJ_: well, besides Pam, that is
8:08:02 PM: Iolanthe: Thought he was busy editing
8:08:03 PM: ChiefPam: lol
8:08:18 PM: KarenT: even the Chief takes time off for awards
8:08:21 PM: Iolanthe: he he he
8:08:23 PM: folc21: lol
8:08:34 PM: sister_suze: he likes to put on the monkey suit so Alice can take it off later
8:08:37 PM: KarenT: woo, Elvis story!
8:08:45 PM: KarenT: zactly!
8:08:59 PM: Classicalla: What story was that where Perry and Jimmy talk about being supporting characters?
8:09:06 PM: KarenT: it was an episode
8:09:13 PM: BJ_: Whine, whine whine?
8:09:16 PM: Iolanthe: It was in one of the episodes and it was a "break the fourth wall" moment.
8:09:22 PM: folc21: the final episode of the second season - and the answer is
8:09:25 PM: Iolanthe: Forgot which episode though, but it was funny.
8:09:54 PM: BJ_: I'm in awe of writers that develop new characters
8:10:00 PM: BJ_: such talent
8:10:18 PM: Iolanthe: Congrats Nan!
8:10:21 PM: BJ_: Congrats, Nan!
8:10:23 PM: hachiban1: What?!!!
8:10:24 PM: KarenT: yeah, it was ATAI
8:10:24 PM: alishak: well done nan!!
8:10:27 PM: Raconteur: congrats, Nan!
8:10:28 PM: KarenT: congrats, Nan!
8:10:29 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, NAN!!!!
8:10:42 PM: hachiban1: Oh my gosh!
8:11:05 PM: hachiban1: I honestly didn't expect to win anything this year because I haven't been very active.
8:11:25 PM: hachiban1: Ahem...
8:12:46 PM: hachiban1: Anyway, I've always loved to tell stories. I used to tell them to my brother and sister when we were kids. And, of course, like any would be writer, I wrote a lot that never (thankfully)
8:12:52 PM: hachiban1: will see the light of day.
8:13:38 PM: hachiban1: However, like everyone who writes to entertain, it's a lot more fun to have a great audience.
8:14:31 PM: hachiban1: You all have been that audience for me. My thanks to all of you for making what started out as a mere hobby into the most fun I've ever had.
8:14:57 PM: hachiban1: (And if we're lucky I'll finish my latest --
8:15:11 PM: hachiban1: If I ever get over Growing Story Syndrome.
8:15:19 PM: hachiban1: Thanks, everyone!
8:15:42 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Nan!
8:10:32 PM: folc21: Congratulations Nan!!!!!!!
8:10:33 PM: Corrina: Congratulations, Nan!!
8:10:33 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Original/Supporting Character - Allynda Myers & Wyatt from Degrees of Separation by Nan Smith!
8:10:37 PM: Meadowlark: Congrats Nan!
8:10:40 PM: Classicalla: Congrats! Speech!
8:10:48 PM: bobbart: Yea, Nan!
8:10:51 PM: KathyB91: Congrats Nan!
8:10:55 PM: ccmx: Yea Nan!!!
8:11:04 PM: ccmx: congrats!!
8:11:08 PM: ChiefPam: I love those stories
8:11:12 PM: KarenT: me too!
8:11:22 PM: Iolanthe: Even an off Nan-year is still golden.
8:11:22 PM: Classicalla: I love Nan's stories.
8:11:43 PM: KathyB91: And a great Perry, whoever that was :)
8:11:46 PM: BJ_: So many wonderful new characters in her story
8:11:53 PM: folc21: Perry White rulez!
8:11:59 PM: ChiefPam: Wyatt rocks
8:12:01 PM: BJ_: I agree. Good job with Perry
8:12:02 PM: Classicalla: The Home series is my favorite.
8:12:10 PM: LaraMoon: *takes a bow*
8:12:14 PM: folc21: I love that one too
8:12:24 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Nan!
8:12:37 PM: KarenT: every once in awhile, I start going through Nan's series. that guide is really helpful
8:13:15 PM: ccmx: Still remember the first Nan story I read - the beginning of the Dagger series - it's got everything
8:13:19 PM: KarenT: hmmm.. wonder if I should go through the Dagger series again. or Four Days to Nightfall
8:13:33 PM: ChiefPam: Four Days
8:14:03 PM: ChiefPam: happy to be your audience, Nan!
8:14:19 PM: ChiefPam: (btw, everybody ought to read her original fic stories, too... Terran Underground...)
8:14:26 PM: ccmx: Nan may be our most proligic writer too?
8:14:39 PM: Classicalla: More than Wendy?
8:14:39 PM: ChiefPam: well, now that Wendy's moved on <g>
8:14:45 PM: BJ_: lol
8:14:45 PM: KarenT grins
8:14:46 PM: ccmx: prolific
8:15:08 PM: BJ_: I don't think your stories can be called a "mere" anything, Nan.
8:15:14 PM: BJ_: Thank you for sharing them with us!
8:15:23 PM: KarenT: you better, Nan!!
8:15:27 PM: ccmx: I'm thinking so, but would have to do the count - include the original fics too
8:15:31 PM: ChiefPam: No, no! never get over the Growing Story Syndrome...
8:15:33 PM: Meadowlark: I love Nan's stories and characters. But I have to say Margaret, the bus lady, was VERY original
8:15:45 PM: Iolanthe: I liked her a lot too.
8:15:49 PM: Classicalla: The Best New Author is presented, when possible, by last year's winner. Alisha Knight burst onto the scene last year and wowed us with her stories. Now she can wow us again by revealing this year's Best New Author. Alisha...
8:16:08 PM: alishak: Hello everyone!
8:16:37 PM: alishak: I'll start off by being 12 months late in accepting this award...
8:16:47 PM: alishak: ...so thank you to everyone who voted for me last year, sorry I couldn't make it!
8:16:55 PM: alishak: And now I'll bring it back to the present.
8:17:19 PM: alishak: It is impressive that this fandom still manages, every year, to produce brilliant new writers.
8:17:29 PM: alishak: All of the nominees for Best New Author have written some excellent work and every one of them deserves to win this award, it's a shame that only one can.
8:17:47 PM: alishak: So for those who have not seen the list of nominees,
8:17:57 PM: alishak: and assuming I've copied the correct one,
8:18:09 PM: alishak: the nominees for Best New Author are:
8:18:33 PM: alishak: Amberlea
8:18:41 PM: alishak: Bren Ren
8:18:49 PM: alishak: Female Hawk
8:18:55 PM: alishak: Happy Girl
8:19:02 PM: alishak: IolantheAlias
8:19:09 PM: alishak: Lieta
8:19:15 PM: alishak: Scarlett Burns
8:19:24 PM: alishak: And the winner is...
8:19:36 PM: alishak opens the envelope
8:19:49 PM: alishak reads the winner's name
8:20:04 PM: alishak: Oooh...
8:20:18 PM: alishak: Female Hawk!
8:15:49 PM: bobbart: Nan, you say "growing story syndrome" as if it were a bad thing.
8:15:52 PM: KarenT: yeah, that was a tough category
8:16:04 PM: ccmx: yes, Margaret was a great character
8:16:33 PM: folc21: there go the newbies. That's gonna be interesting :)
8:16:44 PM: sister_suze: lol Alisha
8:16:46 PM: LaraMoon: lol
8:16:55 PM: bobbart: lol
8:16:57 PM: ChiefPam: lol
8:17:02 PM: KathyB91: A great tradition, having last year's winner present :)
8:17:11 PM: Iolanthe: yes
8:17:15 PM: LaraMoon: Tempus won't like bringing it back to the present.
8:17:17 PM: sister_suze: there's a foil crown that gets passed on too
8:17:34 PM: LynnSM: Wow. I hadn't realised that Alisha was a new author last year. That makes From the Ruins even more impressive!
8:17:38 PM: BJ_: hang on, Tempus likes the violence and crime of our day
8:18:01 PM: LaraMoon: lol! yeah, he does. but he's happy where he is now
8:18:17 PM: Classicalla: All great writers. And I love how Iolanthe has insisted, "I can't write."
8:18:22 PM: KarenT giggles
8:18:26 PM: sister_suze: lol - she lies!
8:18:28 PM: KarenT: a lot of the writers insist that
8:18:40 PM: Classicalla: Had to do some serious arm twisting to get her to join the holiday ficathon.
8:18:43 PM: KarenT: I'm the only oen who actually means it *whistles*
8:18:57 PM: ChiefPam: lol Karen
8:19:01 PM: folc21: lol
8:19:05 PM: BJ_: lol
8:19:09 PM: ChiefPam: poor bouncy Carol...
8:19:19 PM: LynnSM: Lots of fantastic new authors this year.
8:19:39 PM: ccmx: it's the most exercise I got today:)
8:19:45 PM: BJ_: lol
8:20:02 PM: BJ_: out loud, Alisha
8:20:04 PM: KarenT drumrolls
8:20:05 PM: BJ_: please
8:20:08 PM: BJ_ bats eyes
8:20:08 PM: folc21: oh come on!
8:20:09 PM: sister_suze: oooh?
8:20:12 PM: sister_suze: tie?
8:20:15 PM: Classicalla: She's killing us!
8:20:16 PM: LaraMoon: bats?
8:20:20 PM: folc21: TIE?
8:20:40 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Female Hawk! Corrina...
8:20:48 PM: Corrina: THANKS
8:21:07 PM: Corrina: Uhm - just give a min to think of something to say
8:21:14 PM: Corrina: Something coherent, anyway
8:21:41 PM: Corrina: I would like to thank all of you who kept this fandom alive for all these years
8:21:49 PM: Corrina: So I had something to come back to
8:22:17 PM: Corrina: I loved LnC in the mid 90s and loved writing but had no notion that I could put the two together
8:22:26 PM: Corrina: And then I discovered this fandom
8:22:39 PM: Corrina: And was shocked that so many people still love LnC all these years later
8:22:57 PM: Corrina: Without you guys who have been here for years, none of this would be possible
8:23:27 PM: Corrina: So, thanks for keep the fires burning for those of us who were off doing other things (like bringing up kids1)
8:23:46 PM: Classicalla: Applause!! Applause!! Congratulations, Corrina!
8:23:49 PM: Corrina: And a big thank you to everyone who read my fics, gave me FDK,
8:23:56 PM: Corrina: and voted
8:25:21 PM: Classicalla: Now, let us take a deep breath and slow our rapidly beating hearts. We'll be back in just a minute or two.
8:20:28 PM: Iolanthe: YAY!!! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
8:20:28 PM: bobbart: Congratulations, Corrina!!!! :-)
8:20:29 PM: LynnSM: Way to go Corrina! You've tied with Lois!
8:20:29 PM: BJ_: Yay! Congratulations, Corrina
8:20:32 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Corrina! We should have seen that one coming!
8:20:32 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, Corrina!!!!
8:20:38 PM: ccmx: wow!
8:20:41 PM: hachiban1: Triple Kerth!
8:20:42 PM: LaraMoon: Congrats Corrina!
8:20:44 PM: ChiefPam: Somebody prop her up before she falls over from shock! <g>
8:20:48 PM: Iolanthe: A few chapters into "Awaken My Heart" and I knew - hey, Kerth Awards galore!
8:20:49 PM: folc21: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Way to go, Corrina! =)
8:20:50 PM: alishak: Congratulations Corrina
8:20:51 PM: Classicalla: Wow! So deserved! Great author!
8:20:53 PM: LynnSM: And you may yet surpass her this evening. There's still the "Best Overall" category...
8:20:55 PM: sister_suze: can't recycle the speech this time, though ;)
8:20:57 PM: Iolanthe: Plus, she has loads of new fic!
8:20:59 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best New Author: Female Hawk!
8:21:03 PM: KarenT: congrats, Corrina!
8:21:05 PM: Iolanthe: We are in for some good reading-times ahead!
8:21:18 PM: folc21: Most definitely :)
8:21:31 PM: Iolanthe: Well-deserved!
8:21:34 PM: BJ_: how about just posting the next chapter of "Aussie Rules" early?
8:21:58 PM: KathyB91: LOL, I think that should be a new tradition, B!
8:22:02 PM: ChiefPam: speaking of which... where's part 3 of Flying Lessons? Hmmmm....????
8:22:17 PM: sister_suze: lol - uh, see the thread you started ;)
8:22:26 PM: sister_suze: short story: the dog ate it
8:22:32 PM: KarenT: I knew it, too! But, um, I have the list of winners. *cackles*
8:22:38 PM: BJ_: I thought you had a cat?
8:22:51 PM: sister_suze: I have a dog, two cats and three gerbils
8:22:51 PM: BJ_ eyes Sue with suspicion
8:22:51 PM: Iolanthe: Blame the cat for everything. I always do.
8:23:01 PM: Classicalla: Best show ever, Corrina.
8:23:03 PM: KathyB91: Corrina, you are a welcome addition to this fandom!
8:23:14 PM: sister_suze: none of them are actually mine, but I'm the one who ends up feeding/walking/cleaning out the cage
8:23:16 PM: BJ_: Have to love LnC - great love story
8:23:17 PM: Iolanthe: It's been a privilege to beta for her.
8:23:18 PM: LynnSM: What a gracious acceptance speech.
8:23:27 PM: sister_suze: Corrina rocks!
8:24:53 PM: folc21: Sure does! :)
8:25:26 PM: ChiefPam: Carol! :)
8:25:36 PM: KathyB91: hey Carol
8:25:32 PM: amberlea: Sign up now to be part of the annual Daily Planet 5K Fun Run! Benefiting children's literacy
8:25:41 PM: amberlea: programs, the Fun Run culminates in an all-day family carnival. Run alongside some of your favorite
8:25:50 PM: amberlea: reporters and newspaper personalities! Special thanks to our Pulitzer-level sponsor, "Ricochet" by Sue
8:25:58 PM: amberlea: S. Sign up today!
8:26:11 PM: amberlea: Do you or someone you know suffer from F.A.S.? F.A.S. is a serious condition which affects untold
8:26:19 PM: amberlea: numbers of people. Some people can suffer in silence for years, decades even, and no one is the wiser.
8:26:27 PM: amberlea: Common symptoms of F.A.S. can include obsessive use of the F5 key, sleepless nights spent staring at
8:26:36 PM: amberlea: the computer screen, and use of obscure acronyms. Severe cases exhibit signs of FDK addiction.
8:26:47 PM: amberlea: But help is available. Though there is no known cure for F.A.S., Fanfic Addiction Syndrome, there is
8:26:55 PM: amberlea: hope. If you or a loved one are suffering from F.A.S., consider Fanfic Addiction Syndrome Therapy.
8:27:03 PM: amberlea: Developed by a leading researcher and former F.A.S. sufferer, F.A.S.T. can help you manage your
8:27:13 PM: amberlea: Syndrome and become a functioning member of the real world again.
8:27:21 PM: amberlea: F.A.S. is lifelong. But with F.A.S.T., there is hope. For more information, please call (555) fol-c4fr.
8:27:28 PM: amberlea: Accepting your condition is the first step.
8:25:39 PM: Classicalla: Hey, Carol. You made it!
8:25:44 PM: bobbart: Hi, Carol.
8:25:45 PM: ChiefPam: Corrina (Female Hawk) has won everything
8:25:57 PM: KathyB91: Corrina, your story about discovering fanfic through L&C was similar to mine --
8:25:57 PM: ChiefPam: or, at least, three things.
8:25:59 PM: ChiefPam: So far
8:26:04 PM: sister_suze: and deservedly so :)
8:26:14 PM: KathyB91: I'd always had these stories, but had no idea anyone actually would write them down!
8:26:17 PM: KarenT: Carol probably just reconnected
8:26:34 PM: ChiefPam: different Carol
8:26:50 PM: KarenT: oh
8:26:56 PM: KarenT: heh, I get sooo confused sometimes :-D
8:26:58 PM: ChiefPam: Hey, they need FARCE! <g>
8:27:30 PM: KarenT: oh, no, right Carol. She's at a reunion, and is logging :-D
8:27:32 PM: Classicalla: F A S. Gotta love it!
8:27:34 PM: ChiefPam: Let's see, it was ... Fanfic Addicts' Recovery Co-Dependent E-group
8:27:36 PM: LynnSM: ROTFL!
8:27:40 PM: Classicalla: Bah... Who needs F A S T!
8:27:45 PM: BJ_: lol
8:27:46 PM: sister_suze: What if we're happy with our addiction?
8:27:52 PM: BJ_: I know I am
8:27:52 PM: Iolanthe: Yeah!
8:27:58 PM: KarenT: as long as Deter isn't leading the therapy!
8:28:02 PM: Iolanthe: lol
8:28:04 PM: folc21: I think I got that illness :) Boy, I'm such an addict
8:28:04 PM: BJ_: LOL!
8:28:09 PM: Classicalla: Yep, happily addicted.
8:28:14 PM: Classicalla: Awww.... Finally, I get to wear my jeans, my favorite purple T-shirt, my Rocket Dog tennis shoes that are multi-colored and what some people would say are "too young" for me to wear. Hmmppph... We are as young as we feel. Right?
8:28:37 PM: Classicalla: The Best Overall Story is a story of any type that is outstanding overall. Congratulations to all the 2010 nominees. In no particular order, these are they:
8:28:54 PM: Classicalla: If At First You Don't Succeed by MLThompson. Something strange is happening in Metropolis but Clark seems to be the only one who realizes it. Will he be able to solve the mystery? Or will he need his delightful, brilliant partner's help?
8:29:18 PM: Classicalla: Play Some Mountain Music by Terry Leatherwood. Clark goes undercover at the Metro Club where he meets a beautiful brunette musician who is not quite who she claims to be. An alternate beginning to a great love story.
8:29:35 PM: Classicalla: Ricochet by Sue S. The 1995 and 1998 Lois switch positions. What can that mean for her... er, them?
8:29:53 PM: Classicalla: My Wife, The Boss by Jenni Debbage. Sequel to "The Forgotten". As Clark tries to regain his role as husband, father, and reporter, the Kent family faces deadly jeopardy. Can Clark rescue them all in time?
8:30:08 PM: Classicalla: From The Ruins by Alisha Knight. The job of an investigative reporter is to uncover and expose the truth. But revealing some truths can bring consequences.
8:30:24 PM: Classicalla: Awaken My Heart by Female Hawk. Lois arrives on New Krypton where she meets Kal-El. She rocks society and then runs away with the ruler...
8:30:56 PM: Classicalla: Somebody needs to give me the envelope before I faint dead away.
8:31:59 PM: Classicalla: Okay, I have the envelope.
8:32:06 PM: Classicalla: Nervously I open it.
8:32:14 PM: Classicalla: Darn! Dropped it!
8:32:20 PM: Classicalla: Oh, oh...
8:32:26 PM: Classicalla: Okay.
8:32:51 PM: Classicalla smiles
8:32:57 PM: Classicalla: What was I doing?
8:33:06 PM: KarenT ahems and prods
8:33:08 PM: Classicalla: And the winner is..
8:33:20 PM: Classicalla: Awaken My Heart by Female Hawk!!!
8:28:26 PM: sister_suze: so does that make the authors more like dealers?
8:28:27 PM: BJ_: Accepting the condition is the first step, but a step towards what?
8:28:32 PM: BJ_: Pimps
8:28:34 PM: ChiefPam: THere ya go, Nancy
8:28:51 PM: sister_suze: I need a new hat. Something purple with a long feather on it.
8:28:57 PM: LynnSM: hey...Just try ONE Super Short. It's on the house!
8:28:59 PM: Classicalla: Red feather?
8:29:07 PM: BJ_: Another set of great commercials, Amber!
8:29:09 PM: sister_suze: lol Lynn
8:29:24 PM: sister_suze: next thing you know, you're mainlining the archive
8:29:27 PM: Meadowlark: The commercials were all great this year
8:29:36 PM: KarenT: lol
8:29:36 PM: folc21: yep, I love them
8:29:45 PM: amberlea: thanks! I had fun writing them...and I hope all of the best overall authors didn't mind my liberties with their fabulous stories
8:29:55 PM: Iolanthe: It's homage!
8:29:56 PM: sister_suze: I was flattered. :)
8:29:56 PM: BJ_: stealing time from work to have another hit
8:30:04 PM: sister_suze: yes Brenda!
8:30:09 PM: KarenT: lol
8:30:17 PM: sister_suze: just a little something to tide me over until I get home
8:30:33 PM: BJ_: unable to stop until 3 or 4 in the morning
8:30:38 PM: KarenT: I read so many of the nominees in the bathroom at work
8:30:38 PM: ChiefPam: lol, love that description
8:30:48 PM: ChiefPam: TMI, Karen <g>
8:30:48 PM: folc21: lol
8:30:53 PM: sister_suze: stop? you can stop? (of course, I can stop anytime I want)
8:31:05 PM: ChiefPam: Who wants to stop?
8:31:12 PM: BJ_: lol
8:31:17 PM: KarenT grins
8:31:21 PM: sister_suze: lol Karen
8:31:23 PM: KarenT: I wasn't doing what you think I was doing
8:31:31 PM: sister_suze: heh
8:31:41 PM: KathyB91 has a feeling who the winner is going to be ...
8:31:42 PM: folc21: who's gonna help Classicalla get her envelope? :)
8:31:43 PM: KarenT: I was reading!
8:32:04 PM: sister_suze: Kathy, are you thinking Corrina? <g>
8:32:05 PM: BJ_: yay
8:32:07 PM: sister_suze: 'cause I am
8:32:10 PM: Iolanthe: me too
8:32:17 PM: KathyB91 fidgets
8:32:19 PM: sister_suze: boo Nancy
8:32:19 PM: BJ_: Ack!
8:32:22 PM: ChiefPam: I'm rooting for Sue <g>
8:32:25 PM: folc21: oh oh is right
8:32:25 PM: hachiban1: aaarrrgh
8:32:27 PM: sister_suze: awww thanks
8:32:28 PM: KathyB91: it landed in a cup of blue!!
8:32:31 PM: BJ_: lol
8:32:36 PM: Iolanthe: "rooting" is rather x-rated in Australia
8:32:38 PM: ChiefPam: rofl
8:32:41 PM: sister_suze: heh
8:32:43 PM: ChiefPam: oops, sorry <g>
8:32:45 PM: Meadowlark: Did Tempus grab it and vanish?
8:32:50 PM: ChiefPam: I'm barracking for Sue
8:32:51 PM: KarenT blinks lots
8:32:55 PM: KathyB91: LOL I saw that in Aussie Rules ... I never knew that before
8:32:55 PM: sister_suze: lol!
8:33:00 PM: KarenT: I'm a new mommy, rooting is not x-rated ;-)
8:33:08 PM: KathyB91: LOL Karen, you're right
8:33:31 PM: Classicalla: Congratulations, Corrina!
8:33:31 PM: Corrina: THUD!
8:34:03 PM: Corrina: WOW!!
8:34:05 PM: Classicalla helps Corrina to her feet.
8:34:16 PM: Corrina: Thanks Classicalla!
8:34:50 PM: Corrina: Thanks to the organisers of the Kerths and the Ceremony
8:34:59 PM: Corrina: This is my first ceremony and I've had a blast
8:35:26 PM: Classicalla: As Sue just said on the chat side: It's been a good year.
8:35:32 PM: Corrina: And again, thanks to Iolanthe, my family and the wonderful LnC fandom
8:36:05 PM: Corrina: Sorry ... I have run out of words! Except this really means so much to me!! THANK YOU!!
8:33:24 PM: sister_suze: Surprise!
8:33:28 PM: folc21: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
8:33:31 PM: ChiefPam: Yay, Corrina!!!!!
8:33:31 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Winner of Best Overall: Awaken My Heart by Female Hawk!
8:33:32 PM: KathyB91: we should ask Corrina what the Oz term for that kind of rooting is'
8:33:33 PM: LynnSM: <Standing ovation> Way to go Corrina!
8:33:34 PM: KathyB91: YES!!!
8:33:34 PM: alishak: well done Corrina!!
8:33:35 PM: sister_suze: Congrats Corrina! It's your year!
8:33:38 PM: KarenT: congrats, Corrina!
8:33:39 PM: KathyB91: CONGRATS!!!!
8:33:39 PM: ChiefPam: Very well deserved!!!!
8:33:43 PM: bobbart: We are all in shock. :-)
8:33:44 PM: Iolanthe: A Kerth tetrad!
8:33:44 PM: hachiban1: Not surprised.<g>
8:33:46 PM: BJ_: Well done!
8:33:47 PM: folc21: I'm gonna be walking on air for the next year!
8:33:53 PM: Classicalla: Applause all around!!!!
8:33:53 PM: Iolanthe: Congratulations.
8:33:55 PM: LynnSM: You now have as many Kerths and Lois and Clark combined...And you got them all in one year.
8:33:57 PM: ccmx: Congrats, Ms Hawk!
8:33:59 PM: folc21: Congratulations Corrina! You deserved that so much!
8:34:07 PM: Iolanthe: More Kerths next year (prediction)
8:34:14 PM: sister_suze: ya think? <g>
8:34:49 PM: Peggy: Start writing everyone! We need lots of stories for next year.
8:34:57 PM: sister_suze: It's been a very, very good year. :)
8:35:38 PM: LaraMoon: I kind of love that you've all been telling the winners that they need to write more stories. This way I don't have to feel so bad about hibernating in the Batcave for the past couple years (and especially now that there's a new Batman...)
8:35:54 PM: cookiesmom: But when we addicts get so much of the good stuff, we just need MORE.
8:35:58 PM: Iolanthe: Oh, we still want stories from you...
8:36:37 PM: Classicalla: And thank you to everyone who attended!
8:36:41 PM: Classicalla: Wow!
8:36:45 PM: Classicalla: What a great evening!
8:36:52 PM: Classicalla: Or morning to some!
8:37:49 PM: Classicalla: I'd like to give a big thank you to Tricia (and Karen) for letting a few of us run with rescheduling the Kerths.
8:38:04 PM: Classicalla: You might say we hi-jacked it.
8:38:12 PM: Classicalla: But I hope all were pleased!
8:38:22 PM: KarenT: And thank you to Nancy, Amber, Lara, and Olympe for stepping in. It'd be a shame for the tradition to end!
8:38:22 PM: Classicalla: See Tricia's announcement on the board to prevent this from happening again. Thanks, again.
8:38:31 PM: KarenT: I think that's everyone?
8:41:17 PM: KarenT: Thank you all for nominating, voting, and attending. Without great FoLCs like you, we wouldn't have the stories or show itself
8:41:37 PM: KarenT: Be sure to read up for next year, and we'll see you for the 2011 Kerths!
8:42:09 PM: KarenT: Be sure to attend the after party in #loisclark, where there are cookies by the ficus and drinks too!
8:42:22 PM: amberlea: Kathy's bringing her punch
8:43:10 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthawards to Thank you for attending the 2010 Kerth awards! Be sure to attend the after party in #loisclark!

8:36:11 PM: sister_suze: I hate to leave, but my family insists on eating dinner tonight. <grr> Congrats again to Corrina and all the nominees and winners. You guys rock my world and feed my addiction.
8:36:20 PM: LaraMoon: bye Sue!
8:36:22 PM: sister_suze: Lara you need to write more!
8:36:25 PM: ChiefPam: Take care, Sue!
8:36:34 PM: folc21: bye sue!
8:36:35 PM: sister_suze: see you on the boards!
8:36:42 PM: cookiesmom: Lara, I love the bat stories!
8:36:43 PM: BJ_: bye, Sue
8:36:45 PM: LaraMoon: hey, I've written presentations, isn't that enough? lol
8:36:46 PM: alishak: bye sue
8:36:50 PM: bobbart: Corrina, you need to get more of your stories into the archive.
8:36:52 PM: sister_suze: thanks also to KComm for pulling this all together.
8:37:01 PM: KarenT: bye, Sue!
8:37:12 PM: ChiefPam does a happy dance
8:37:19 PM: BJ_: I'm so glad we rescheduled
8:37:20 PM: ChiefPam: great ceremony, everybody!
8:37:22 PM: Meadowlark: I will second that - please add completed stories to the archives.
8:37:40 PM: LynnSM: Thanks again to all of the organizers!
8:37:40 PM: KathyB91: Yes, a big round of applause for the KCom and the back up Ceremony KCom!
8:37:41 PM: cookiesmom: Thanks to everyone who helped with the ceremony.
8:37:49 PM: KarenT: Me too. I was very sad that we weren't going to have a ceremony. I didn't want the tradition to end!
8:37:49 PM: BJ_: it was really fun
8:37:58 PM: ChiefPam: Went really smoothly, too
8:38:06 PM: hachiban1: I'm glad it was re-scheduled.
8:38:07 PM: LynnSM: Congrats to the winners and to the other nominees as well...Every story really ws very high quality.
8:38:08 PM: folc21: Thanks to K-Com and everyone who helped with the ceremony! You're great, folcs!
8:38:08 PM: KathyB91: very smoothly ... you guys did a great job :)
8:38:13 PM: bobbart: Thanks so much to all who worked to pull this together.
8:38:19 PM: alishak: Yeah, thanks to KCom and helpers
8:38:21 PM: BJ_: Hi-jack the Kerths anytime. You did a great job!
8:38:32 PM: amberlea: thanks! I had a lot of fun helping :)
8:38:52 PM: Classicalla: I had great fun doing this!
8:39:00 PM: Classicalla: Even when I got my commands wrong!
8:39:04 PM: Classicalla: =)
8:39:08 PM: ChiefPam: <g>
8:39:08 PM: folc21: I'm so glad you were able to reschedule. Wouldn't have wanted to miss this.
8:39:21 PM: LaraMoon: I scrambled like mad with all these characters, but it was worth it. hehe
8:39:28 PM: ChiefPam: The important thing is to have a little fun with it. Which you clearly did <g>
8:39:34 PM: BJ_: Great job with that, LaraMoon
8:39:37 PM: ccmx: K-Com did a great job, and Amberlea, your commercials were perfect, excellent, clever, funny
8:39:37 PM: hachiban1: This was as much fun as the ones in other years. I've really enjoyed it, but now I have to take off. My baby brother is still in the hospital, and I need to get over there before 8:00
8:39:42 PM: LaraMoon bows
8:39:43 PM: ChiefPam: and we had a lot of fun!
8:39:49 PM: ChiefPam: bye, Nan
8:39:52 PM: LaraMoon: bye Nan
8:39:54 PM: bobbart: Bye, Nan.
8:39:57 PM: alishak: bye nan
8:39:58 PM: Peggy: Bye Nan.
8:40:01 PM: KarenT: bye, Nan!
8:40:02 PM: BJ_: G'night, Nan!
8:40:03 PM: amberlea: bye Nan
8:40:10 PM: Iolanthe: bye Nan
8:40:16 PM: folc21: bye nan
8:40:18 PM: hachiban1: Bye everyone. With luck I'll get time to write next week. This week has been a killer.
8:40:30 PM: folc21: bye :)
8:40:36 PM: ccmx: bye, Nan:)
8:40:37 PM: LynnSM: Bye Nan, and bye to everyone else.
8:40:42 PM: LaraMoon: I'm off too... need more pain killers and a break from sitting down before I scream (or cry..whichever comes first)
8:40:55 PM: amberlea: bye Lara - it was fun working with you!
8:40:56 PM: BJ_: Aww, sorry to hear you're in pain
8:41:13 PM: ChiefPam: And I have to tuck kids into bed... enjoyed partying with y'all!
8:41:24 PM: amberlea: bye Pam
8:41:30 PM: Iolanthe: bye
8:41:40 PM: BJ_: Hear, hear
8:41:41 PM: LaraMoon waves and cheers for all the winners, presenters, everyone involved
8:41:46 PM: ChiefPam: G'night!
8:41:58 PM: BJ_: Bye all. See you on the boards
8:42:08 PM: cookiesmom: night, all
8:42:31 PM: bobbart: Bye, all. It was great!!!
8:42:32 PM: KarenT: g'night!
8:42:48 PM: ccmx: nite everyone:)
8:42:49 PM: amberlea: bye Bob
8:42:59 PM: amberlea: night Carol
8:43:29 PM: *** KarenT has set the topic on channel #kerthchat to Thank you for attending the 2010 Kerth Awards! Be sure to attend the after party in #loisclark!
8:45:06 PM: folc21: it's 2.45 am here :) I guess I should get going too. Congratulations to all winners once again!
8:45:32 PM: amberlea: bye folc21
8:45:59 PM: folc21: nah...whatever. I guess I'll go have a look at the after-party. :) Just for one minute!
8:46:16 PM: KarenT grins
8:52:06 PM: Peggy: There is an episode viewing, The People Vs Lois Lane on #lanekent at 6pm if anyone is interested in watching.
8:52:42 PM: KarenT: 6pm what time zone?
8:52:53 PM: KarenT: or is it tomorrow night/
8:56:15 PM: Peggy: Right now. PST.
9:00:54 PM: KarenT: okay

Site Problems? Contact Us 2005 KerthAwards.com. All rights reserved.